you look cute today, dwight
 

"i'm fart and i'm smunny and i'm a prize"- 30 rock

"WHERE ARE THE TURTLES??? WHERE ARE THEY???"- the office

"i like people, places, and things"- parks and rec

"i don't need any more friends, i already have two"- freaks and geeks

"are you ready to get weird tonight? FUR sure, bitch better have my honey!"- workaholics

this is my about me now you understand why i'm nervous for sorority recruitment