Here's wear we can talk about jerks that we've encountered while on the road.

We can use this to release the tension we have because of the idiots that are on the road.
Here's my jerk story from yesterday:
I was getting into the left lane to make a left turn. Some guy, who obviously had no clue where he was going, quickly swung into the left lane without even looking. I slammed onto my breaks and my horn. He had this huge F350 so he thought he owned the road. He opened his window and stuck his middle finger out at me! I just chose to ignore it instead of making an obscene gesture at him. This Florida...you could get shot for just about anything. So, we make the left turn. He pulls up next to me while we were driving and glares at me. This was getting ridiculous since he was clearly wrong. The speed limit on this road was 45. He speeds up to 70 and comes around me and completely cuts me off! Talk about road rage. Right about then, my radar detector was going off. I was only going about 49. I see the police car making a U-turn. His lights go on and he pulled over the jerk. It was one of the most satisfying moments of my life. As I drove past the guy, I looked at him and gave his this look like, "Hah Hah!"

It was great.
Any other stories?