I'm watching it right now and I'M NOT ASHAMED!!!
I love Michael Jackson and I love the Jackson 5!
They clean up well.
They all whisper.

I blame Joe "das bullshit, Lado, I ain't neva touch dem kids" Jackson.
What's the name of the brother who looks like Muhammed Ali?
In order of cuteness when they were younger: Jermaine, Michael, and Marlon. Marlon's cute now. Jermaine's a California raisin now.
This is touching so far. Will it be enough to sustain itself as a show? We shall see.