15+ Ways (and gifts) that will start a fight for the Holidays

[DaemonSeid]

Well folks, we came up with ways to start a fight for Turkey Day, so let's do the Holidays (I'm not Jewish, obviously, but if any of you know how to start one for Hanukkah, feel free to chime in) and talk about some of our own personal experiences.


1. Break up with your spouse or s/o - nothing sez getting out fo a gift by kicking them to the curb.

1a. As you exit, leave them something to remember you by...like herpes.

1b. ...and I am pregnant (egg nog is a helluva drink!)

2. Buy them a Chia Pet

3. Get caught (on youtube) making out with the mall Santa, or one of his sexy elves.

4. Give someone a gift certificate to the mani/pedi shop...especially since you know they don't go.

5. Fruit cake

6. Regift a package and accidentally give it to the person that gave it to you 2 years ago.

7. Buy your self conscious A or B cup girlfriend some boobs

8. After he gets you the diamond that you always wanted, give him the 6 pack of Hanes.

9. "Oh, I thought Christmas was NEXT Thursday."

10. A vacuum cleaner.

11. Front row seats to the game, and you know she HATES sports

11a. It's that night.

12. Give the kid an Xbox 360 or PS3 and when he opens the box, it's full of clothes (can someone find that Youtube video? It's priceless!!)

13. He asked for the Hulk and Iron man figures, you go to the Dollar Store and get the knockoffs.

14. Your 16 year old daughter asked for an Ipod and you get her a Zune.

15. The only tree you can get (since you bought it Dec 23rd!) is a Charlie Brown Special

15a. In your haste to set it up by the fire, it catches fire and burns down the house.

16. In a concerted effort to hide your gifts from the family, you store your gifts at your parents' house, then 15a happens.


17. For her: Jean Nate For him: Old Spice or BRUT by Faberge.

18. Since you don't know the difference, give a Kwanzaa gift to your Jewish friend and give a Hanukkah gift to your Black friend.

and that is all I can think of....feel free to chime in.