Americans for Purity: Masturbation

queequek · #1 09-29-2002, 06:12 PM

Site "Winning the War On Masturbation"

What do you think?

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/

Kevin · #2 09-29-2002, 06:25 PM

This site can't be for real...

RosmaPomia · #3 09-29-2002, 07:02 PM

I really hope that this is someone's idea of a joke

sororitygirl2 · #4 09-29-2002, 10:39 PM

Of course it is a joke... but this part is so funny:

"Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't masturbate!"

Ha ha...

agger_rob · #5 09-29-2002, 11:22 PM

"Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month! "

One of the funniest things I've heard all day. So, it's not the corrupt CEO's of companies and Martha Stewart after all that's screwing the economy. Who knew?

Munchkin03 · #6 09-29-2002, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sororitygirl2
Of course it is a joke... but this part is so funny:

"Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't masturbate!"

Ha ha...

Yeah, up to 5% don't admit it. :P

I HOPE this is a joke, but who knows?

sororitygirl2 · #7 09-29-2002, 11:52 PM

Maybe it doesn't cause a loss of productivity though... it energizes people so when they are working, they mean business!

queequek · #8 09-29-2002, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sororitygirl2
Of course it is a joke... but this part is so funny:

"Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't masturbate!"

Ha ha...

... and they survived

Kevin · #9 09-30-2002, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by agger_rob
"Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month! "

One of the funniest things I've heard all day. So, it's not the corrupt CEO's of companies and Martha Stewart after all that's screwing the economy. Who knew?

Just be glad that Bill Gates doesn't masturbate. Imagine how much money our economy would lose.