Americans for Purity: Masturbation
 

Site "Winning the War On Masturbation"

What do you think?

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/

This site can't be for real...

I really hope that this is someone's idea of a joke

Of course it is a joke... but this part is so funny:

"Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't masturbate!"

Ha ha... :)

"Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month! "

One of the funniest things I've heard all day. So, it's not the corrupt CEO's of companies and Martha Stewart after all that's screwing the economy. Who knew?

Yeah, up to 5% don't admit it. :P

I HOPE this is a joke, but who knows?

Maybe it doesn't cause a loss of productivity though... it energizes people so when they are working, they mean business!

... and they survived :D

Just be glad that Bill Gates doesn't masturbate. Imagine how much money our economy would lose.