...and What Would YOU Do if You Were Rudolph???

KillarneyRose · #1 12-23-2001, 11:53 PM

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

And if I were Rudolph I would have said, "Santa, you fat, nasty old fart, you've GOT to be kidding!" Santa could have stepped up at any time and stopped the reindeer who were tormenting poor Rudolph but did he? Hell no! In fact, according to the television version with the snowman who looks like Burl Ives, when Santa saw Rudolph's deformity, he even told Rudolph's dad that basically NO WAY was he going to make the team. And don't get me started on that father of his...

Wouldn't let him play in their reindeer games, indeed! Well let's see how well they'd do in the fog with no lights..."Whoops, isn't that a mountain up ahead?....Crunch!...."

Am I being too harsh on Santa? What would YOU do?

ZTAngel · #2 12-23-2001, 11:57 PM

That was a question that I never thought I'd be asked....

DGPhoney · #3 12-24-2001, 12:21 AM

lol, killarney, just when I am about to feel blue, your posts always make me laugh. right on!
Anyway, if I was rudolph, I would have told them little sob's to sit and spin, and say forget ya'll my little red nose is going to get me places, and I am going to be a star, while you low budgets reindeers are still pulling santa's sleigh, I am going to be sitting on top of the world chilling in my nice stable with a mink stole!
DGP- Honey~

aggieAXO · #4 12-24-2001, 01:04 AM

I would tell Santa "sure I'll guide your sleigh tonight-but under some certain circumstances and compensation. First I want 1,000,000$ for my trouble and post traumatic events of my childhood-some of which you caused. Second, it is going to be damn cold and thus I want a heater and hot chocolate available at all time. Third, I want you and the coach to kneel at my feet and tell me that I am the one and only that can do this job, that you were wrong about me and apologize for any remarks you made to me as a child."

James · #5 12-24-2001, 02:16 AM

I would have just filed a complaint against Santa for allowing Hazing. Then they would have shut Santa's House down and expelled all the elves . . .

KABillyMac · #6 12-24-2001, 02:45 AM

Tracy, sounds like youve been hitting the bottle all day like me. Santa is a equal opprotunity employer, but you gotta admit, a radioactive nose would raise some concerns.

justamom · #7 12-24-2001, 08:43 AM

Kilarney...How FUNNY!

I think Rudolph would have done well to hire aggieAXO to represent him in arbitration. Hours prior to that foggy Christmas Eve, he also should have ingested plenty of oats, alfalfa and corn, so he could give that snooty "Prancer" what he deserves.

josh8o · #8 12-24-2001, 04:59 PM

Too Funny!!! This put a smile on my face...it's christmas eve, my favorite part of christmas, and I am sick. I never thought of is before.

33girl · #9 12-25-2001, 09:30 PM

Tracy,

DVE did a comedy bit saying basically what you said, with Joe Pesci as Rudolph. Mass hilarity and bleeping ensued...

CrimsonTide4 · #10 12-02-2003, 09:58 AM

ttt

Killarney you are low key psycho, lol.

Hootie · #11 12-02-2003, 12:57 PM

ROFLMA!
That's the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time!

And James - ha ha ha ha ha

swissmiss04 · #12 12-02-2003, 07:26 PM

I would demand a high protein lo carb diet and daily rubdowns (courtesy of those punk ass little elves) in preparation for my annual sprint around the world. Gotta keep in shape you know

bethany1982 · #13 12-02-2003, 07:40 PM

Ho, ho this, fat boy," said the abused little deer to jolly old elf.

PhiPsiRuss · #14 12-02-2003, 07:56 PM

one word: renegotiate

KillarneyRose · #15 11-30-2005, 11:25 PM

*bump*

Four years later, I still stand by my original assessment of the Rudolph situation.

Santa: "Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Rudolph: "Go **** yourself, fata$$"