[TonyB06]

President: Eclipse. A peaceful spirit, and a born leader.

V.P.: RBL. My bruh always represents, and holds it down.

Chief of Staff: delph998 (when a little staff "wood"work is needed, she will get it done right)

Presidential Cabinet Secretaries:

State: btb87--Grace under pressure. She could negotiate gracefully w/ fools and take em' old school behind the embassy if necessary.

Attorney General: Kimmie1913 --makes the best, most reasoned arguments on GC. period.

Justice: FeeFee. A reasoned thinker, but will clown you Brooklyn-style if need be.

Defense:SKEEphistAKAte. A hard-liner who put up with NOBODY's mess. Do not play with her; your feelings will get hurt.

Homeland Security: Original Ape. No non-sense bruh who lives his convictions.

Education:Ideal08. Has a true passion and heart. A good model for the kids.

HUD: CT4. She could fix Cleveland's housing issues and the rest of the nation's as well.

Labor: Big Chill06. Impressed with his statistical breakdown (current tagline) on how bruhs run the nation.

HHS: Gyrl7. She's already takin' care of her mama's doctor, she might as well take care of the rest of em'

Commerce: Steeltrap. Her shopping alone will keep the economy humming.

Drug Control: Nupe4life. Thinks well. Could handle this tough issue.

Transportation:9pmdst. (on the strength of the car stories alone)

Energy: abaici. I just gotta this chick on my team. Besides, she know how to keep the VP on "smooth and mellow."

Treasury: Toocute. Already the mastermind behind the East Coast financial community. She might as well stack the nation's paper.

US Trade Representative: Bamboozled. Cause she keeps "many" deals going simulaneously. Besides the nation's microwave trade imbalance needs to be corrected (smile).

Interior: Epitome1920. Like abaici, I gotta have her on my team. makes sure Illinois votes our way.

Office of Management and Budget Control: Sphinxpoet. Cause you can't have too many bruhs in the White House.

EPA: MeezDiscreet: Because I just want to hear a press conference start with: "Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of Crunk!!"

Agriculture: Honeykiss1974. Agriculture=farming=Kansas. so it's gotta be HK74.

Veteran Affairs: LovelyIvy84. Cause she dropped it like it's hot with Caesar Romero, one of the nation's premier veterans.


...now, tell me again what time do we paint the White House black?