Quoting lil_sunhsine: "Would you rather pimp slap the people you talked about, or beat them with the pimp stick? In case you're unaware, the pimp stick consists of a bunch of wire hangers that are tied together."
A salted down, lemon juiced, with a rubbing alcohol chaser, pimp stick beating goes to Dubya!!
A backhanded pimp slap with prong settings (no stones) goes to the non-greek haters that don't know me from a can of paint, but roll their eyes at me when I wear an AKA t-shirt
And an annual pimp slap goes to Rutgers U., just for old times sake.