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Originally Posted by AGDee
That is the concoction that worked with Charlie when he was skunked. I made a paste out of it, massaged it into his fur and left it on him for 10-15 minutes and rinsed him off. He did smell the next two or three times he got wet, but when he was dry, he wasn't smelly anymore. The problem is that he was skunked underneath my deck and there were crawl space vents by the skunking event so the whole family room reeked. It was weeks until it went away.
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lol
Yep. It didn’t last that long on me because I wasn’t sprayed directly, thank God.
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Originally Posted by Zach
He’s henpecked by her.
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Nope. That only happens when a guy lacks backbone. My husband came fully assembled.
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Originally Posted by Zach
She’s got a dude who caters to her every want, but that’s devotion, not henpecked? Alright, break that down for me then. I’m curious to what y’all are going to say because any dude who spends 5 minutes with that woman has gotta be henpecked.
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Nope. Five minutes is barely enough time for me to decide whether someone is worth my attention. If he’s catering to me, it’s because he knows I deserve it. That’s not being henpecked, that’s just having impeccable taste.
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Originally Posted by Zach
Y’all are bringing back bad relationship memories haha. I’ve never liked having “that talk” about challenges. Everybody knows there’s going to be challenges in relationships. They’re unavoidable. Both my ex wives told me I wasn’t present in the marriage. I ignored my first wife because I didn’t know WTF she was talking about. I was young, so my argument was what you mean I’m not present, I’m home? Then when she tried to explain to me what she meant, it went way over my head. I didn’t realize what it was until my second wife told me the same thing.
If two wives were telling me the same thing, then I figured I’m probably really the problem.
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So…. I’m definitely seeing a bunch of pecks in this post.
Yep. I think it was you. And just so you know, Zach, “not being present in a marriage” is when you either ignored both wives for so long, before they left, they probably tried to break you down into a highly trained, agreement-mumbling house pet. And honestly? No woman wants a guy who lacks confidence and has no direction, unless, of course, she’s looking for a project, like your exes were when they met you. And judging by your history, it looks like you’ve been a two-time failed renovation. Just sayin…
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Originally Posted by AGDee
Someone asked me my ring size.
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I missed a lot. Do you think it’s an engagement ring?