I made the mistake of reading these aloud to my DH.
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Originally Posted by BraveMaroon
So, once my husband showed me this p0rn0 that featured a French girl named Penelope (pronounced to rhyme with cantaloupe) having different encounters in locales throughout Paris.
And they did a tight close up shot of her goods while she was in a grassy area at a park, and there were all these flies buzzing around her anus.
Not sure why anyone would be into that, but COME ON! I couldn't stop laughing and it kind of ruined the moment.
Also, since I'm already here - we inherited the last few issues of a Playboy subscription of the former owner of our house when we moved in. One of the centerfolds wasn't completely clean shaven in her muffular region (hc's bold) and the next month, there were two pages of letters - half the writers were pro fur, the other half were anti fur. I never realized it went that deep.
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This had him actually roar with laughter!
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Originally Posted by aephi alum
LOL @ "muffular region". A bit of fur is not necessarily bad, but if it looks like there's a tribble living between your legs, that's bad. (And that goes for the men too. Your ballsac should not look like a tribble.)
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And this actually took his attention away from the Blackhawks v. Kings game!
I might have to break down and watch one of these some day!