[Psi U MC Vito]

Originally Posted by SWTXBelle

I thought of this thread today, because I have no idea where else to post this:

St. Benedict and St. Francis were having an argument over which order was the greater: the Benedictines or Franciscans. They decided they would write to God and ask Him to decide. They received a letter in reply:

My Beloved Sons,
Both of your orders are blessed in my sight, equal in importance and worth.
Love,
God, S.J.

A Franciscan, a Dominican, and a Jesuit were sitting in a room when the lights went out. The Franciscan said, “My brothers, let us take this opportunity to consider the debt we owe to our sister, the light.” The Dominican said, “Yes, but let us also take this opportunity to contemplate the difference between light and dark.” Meanwhile, the Jesuit went to the basement, found the fuse box, and reset the breaker.