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Old 06-15-2013, 11:42 PM
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3) The sassy-but-sexless gay best friend.

4) The perfect hair and makeup on the woman who's just awakened from a night of toe-curling sex.
How on earth do you manage both of those at the same time?

I'm the overly serious student with the biting wit and sarcasm that could bring a grown man to tears because I am the best at everything yet find myself friendless with only my huge volumes of books to keep me company--until I am befriended by that one special person who sees me for who I truly am and gets me to lower my guard and transform into the quirky, light-hearted girl who loves rainbows, bubbles, and helping others put everything into perspective.

I am also the person who writes those film summaries on the back of movie jackets that you realize are not only incredibly accurate but are also all one sentence.
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