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I am ...
1) The greenery on the carrot sticking out of the paper grocery bag that is being carried through the door.
2) The stern African-American female judge who is NOT having shenanigans in her courtroom.
3) The sassy-but-sexless gay best friend.
4) The perfect hair and makeup on the woman who's just awakened from a night of toe-curling sex.
5) The Motown tune that underscores a lighthearted montage of the nerdy romcom heroine undergoing a makeover/going on a shopping spree.
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