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ABC is a bunch of lesbians and they have "topless fridays" in the house.
EFG google maps your parent's house to see if it's big and in a "rich area"
If you eat all of your dessert at HIJ they will cut you.
KLM makes all of their new members start tanning and they give them hair and makeup tutorials.
My favorite: Don't join NOP because every girl that joins gains like FIFTY POUNDS their first semester. (These actives were not even large, so I don't know where that one came from).
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