Kid story: One day at B&N, a kid "went missing." The manager attempted to call it overheard but the mom was running around the store screaming "BOOOOOBBBBBYYYY" so loudly that that no one could get her to describe what he was wearing. We asked her repeatedly if she checked the children's area where the toys are but she would not. stop. screaming. Finally, the manager got her to hold still and tried to tell her kids usually walk off to the toys but she said "NONONO HE WOULDN'T GOT THERE, THAT'S NOT WHERE I LEFT HIM, BOBBBBYYYY!!!" So I walked to the children's area where the toys are, said "Bobby?" and the kid looks up from the trains and says "What?" I took him by the hand and led him to the friont where his mom was now running around outside screaming his name at the people walking by. I give the kid to his mom and she bends down, she sobs into his chest, then explodes at all of us for not finding him fast enough.
