I think I've mentioned my dumbass side of the family. All very sweet, lovable people, they're just blooming idiots.
I wished one a Happy Birthday on his wall. His response? "Are you still in school? You must be on your third doctrine by now."
WHAT. THE. WHAT. First, that doesn't even make any sense.
Second, I finished grad school in 2005. Just the standard 2-year Master of Science, not even an M.Arch or MFA which would take 3 years. I don't know why these people think I'm always in school.
Not as bad as my dumbass cousin's new husband, who posted a photo album called "Us Threw the Years." Why did you throw the years?
