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Originally Posted by DrPhil
1. Men are the head of the household.
2. Women came from Adam's rib.
3. Pandora opened that box.
4. Men are physically stronger.
5. Men are mentally stronger.
6. Women are too emotional.
7. Women are too PMStional.
8. Men make decisions, women make babies.
9. Behind every strong woman is a man who humps her ass.
10. Girls have a peee-nis, boys have a va-giii-na. Not really. See, women are frivolous liars.
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Don't forget their periods attract bears....BEARS! They can smell the menstruation.
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Overall, though, it's the bigness of the car that counts the most. Because when something bad happens in a really big car – accidentally speeding through the middle of a gang of unruly young people who have been taunting you in a drive-in restaurant, for instance – it happens very far away – way out at the end of your fenders. It's like a civil war in Africa; you know, it doesn't really concern you too much. - P.J. O'Rourke
Last edited by Elephant Walk; 07-27-2011 at 02:54 PM.
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