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Originally Posted by agzg
Live-in has to to keep me on a short leash when we're out in public because I cannot control my urges to buy things. Also, he gives me an allowance of $15 per day all in $1 bills.
Oh, who are we kidding - I don't need an allowance, I'm only ever in the kitchen!
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You sound really ungrateful. Know your role.
/I didn't request whipped cream on my Coldstone's and the fact that it hasn't melted with my ice cream is kind of scary. What the shiznit is this whipped cream made of?! Would a man even ponder this?!/