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Originally Posted by agzg
Do you think my sisters look down on me because I'm so old, and tired?
We have an adult mixer scheduled for next week and I want to impress the SAEs.
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I hate to break it to ya, Sweetcheeks, but if you're as old and tired as you're coming across on here, there's no way you're gonna impress anyone.
Have you thought about hiring a young and energetic stand-in? She could go to the mixer and say she's you. I'm sure she'd have much more fun than you would. At the end of the night (or, depending on how much fun she has, perhaps the next morning), she can tell you about all the fun she.. I mean, you... had. Everybody wins.