I for one feel bad for the OP of this thread. This is a pretty huge hijack!
I also feel bad I have nothing new to offer in terms of recruitment themes. I would definitely do a google search or a search on here, as I'm sure this has been discussed before. You could also check the major t-shirt designing companies (Greek101 for example) and they usually have shirts from other campuses that they've done and you may be able to get an idea from one of those! Good luck!
ETA: Although, I did enjoy reading the trainwreck that this thread became
