1. Her flatulence is louder and smellier than mine
2. Dragonbreath from Newports
3. She stays on her phone talking to her girlfriend
4. She asks for my credit report and I just picked her up from her mama's house
5. The conversation goes into the "all men are dogs" territory.
6. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ "Well my ex used to do this why don't you do this?" territory
7. She is checking out the waitress that you are checking out.
8. She brings along her kid...to a bar (this actually happened to me...LOL)
9. They are late.
10. If it's a blind date and the picture is 50lbs to 100lbs less than what you see in front of you.
10a. And is in a hoe dress
Dang CG...I have ear rings and tattoos...I guess I would never have a chance!!
