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The best way to get into any organization on campus is to have a reputation!

Ladies, sleep with as many fraternity men as you can. This way, you'll definitely be the talk of campus. Just watch how many looks you'll get when you do your walks of shame every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday! Make an effort to walk in front of sorority row as well. [Add pink sequined panty hose when you go out if at an SEC school.]

Gentlemen, throw gentlemanly behavior out the window! If you want to truly be a frat boy, you have to be as frat-tastic as possible. Be sure to use bro and brah all the time during recruitment. Also, since you have little time to meet all of the bromies, you can shorten the word "fraternity" down to "frat." Every second counts. When as parties, be sure to be the most obnoxiously drunk guy at the party. If you can completely let yourself go and have a great time at a frat party, it really says a lot to the bro-hood.