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Old 02-03-2010, 01:10 AM
Psi U MC Vito Psi U MC Vito is offline
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Originally Posted by I.A.S.K. View Post
And the robot thing is ugly as hell. lol. These guys can't even get a cute girl if they make/buy her. I can't imagine what the one for women would be like. Does it have a constant stiffy or does it spring into action? lol. I can just imagine the selling points: It cares about your feelings, holds your purse and watches lifetime without complaint. It also has an insta-boner!

As far as having visitors I can just imagine this convo happening:

Woman1: *screams* There's a perv with a hard-on in your bathroom closet! Call the cops!
Woman2: Girl, that's just my i-mate. Calm down.
Almost made me spit oatmeal on my laptop.
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