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			beauty queen (always beating out some persistent but unfortunate looking girl from Pearl, Missisippi) 
 Johnny Carson once did a routine about Southern beauty queens and wondered why they always had three names, like Kitty Ann Litter?  I cried at that one.
 
 Now I am crying at this one.  I hope Barbie returns and has not let Chopper Mom run her off.  That was hilarious.
 
 My mother-in-law (97 and still going strong) had a cousin named Ruth Handler who founded Mattel Toys.  Ruth had two children, a daughter named Barbara, whom they called "Barbie" and a son named Ken.  Ruth eventually sold Mattel and passed away before we could meet her.  I have tried to contact Barbara to no avail.  I am sure she receives many letters from people claiming to be related, but I have the real thing, a genuine cousin who knows the family history.  I hope she will respond one day.
 
 Paula M
 Sigma Delta Tau
 Patrae Multi Spes Una
 One Hope of Many People
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