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Originally Posted by christiangirl
In a word...almost.  Allow me to explain: I have another friend who happens to be one of only 2 male virgins I ever met in college. We developed a new sort of buddy--the "virgin's version" if you will. This "buddy" is so defined as someone of the opposite sex who is the person you dial when it's the middle of the night and you suddenly realize how lonely you are (and feeling pathetic for being so) and just want someone to cuddle with you as you fall asleep so you don't feel so alone in the world. You might kiss, not because you're attracted to each other, but because heck you feel like kissin' someone tonight. There's no sex involved and you don't want there to be. But having someone who comes over in the middle of the night and keeps a toothbrush at your place gives the illusion that you are no longer "missing out" but in reality you spent the night with a friend doing nothing to write home about. I would have enjoyed that a year ago, but now I want to stick to traditional dating. I see now that it was a good concept in theory but...
Well, I realized this is NOT a good idea. It's extremely hard for me to keep my hands to myself. We haven't played with that fire again.  |
Well hunny, a
gentleman rarely puts a woman--who might be the object of his affection--into compromising positions...
Corollary: A dog always has flies and let sleeping dogs lie...
You want a "virginal buddy"--most of your "boyfriends" are going to stop playing that mess, right now. Hey, can't buy a dildo or vibrator and a fake warming pillow of a man? It will NEVER cheat on you, and if it stops working, you just change the batteries...
Really, you ain't got no playa cards. And to play this game, there is is a high stakes ante, and you have to ante up. The name of this game is called 5 card stud and the joker is always wild... If you not ready to play this game, don't start and move on...