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Dear Crawfish,
I will NEVER eat you again. You could have at least told me before I tried you that you would make me sick. I can't believe you! Honestly, you had a lil kick to you, but you weren't even that good for me to be feeling so bad. And I missed work! You owe me money for the hours I missed at work. Ugh, I can't even talk to you right now, you disgust me.
Sincerely,
The poor, poor young lady with the allergic reaction
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