[tnxbutterfly]

Dear Assistant Manager of my apartment complex,

You know you're wrong! How are you going to send a person a letter saying that they have pets in their apartment, but then not be in the office when folks need to call you out on your foolishness?

I understand you're new and everything,but if you're going to accuse folks of stuff, the least you can do is be in the office.

So Monday, you can expect an phone call from me so we can have a nice chat.

love,

me

p.s. you better not call in sick that day either