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Old 02-26-2008, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by tld221 View Post
oh come on, who lies about being prego in HS?

there was a girl in my HS who SWORE her uncle was Busta Rhymes - her mom and "uncle" own a couple of laundromats in Flatbush and would always be like "come on my block and see whats really good."
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OMG this reminds me of a time when a girl from my school used to SWEART to God and back that her uncle was the Owner of the Beverly Hills Hotel.

This bish would always say how she spent all her summers just lounging around the hotel and how she would always run into Leonardo DiCaprio (this was during the time Titanic came out).

She would say how she would run into Kate Winslet and Leo making out in the hallways of the hotel, and how she was always tagging along w/ them to "awesome movie star parties."

So one day I asked this bish for an autographed signature from Leo. Ok, so we live in Texas. I asked her for the autograph on a wednesday, by Friday she had a napkin w/ LEO spelled out (seriously, exactly how i typed it L-E-O, printed in capital letters). I looked at her like for reals? I turned around, ripped up the napkin and never talked to her again.
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