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"Dear" boss:
STOP HUMMING.
It's gotten to the point where I have to listen to my iPod in the office. Even Linkin Park doesn't drown out your off-key humming. You even hum while talking to other people, including me. You don't hum any definable tune, nor do you stick to any particular key. I'm sure you think no one else can hear you, but YOU'RE WRONG. We're in an open-plan office, and everyone can hear you.
I'm tempted to rip off your nutsack, but that wouldn't solve the problem - you'd just hum in permanent falsetto.
Stop your damn humming before I have to get 24th century on your ass.
Regards,
aephi alum
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