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Originally Posted by StarFish106
To Jim Bob and Michelle
In light of the circumstances we your various reproductive parts have decided to resign. We were hoping after Jackson Levi that we could have our retirement party and just get some well deserved rest. They boys even went out and got a Hall of Fame award for the roomiest uterus ever. But no, you had to go and do it again. So in light of our pleas that went unheard (Jim you just thought you were too tired to rise to the occasion that time-we were actually on strike ) we have officially called it quits (since you two won't). And Michelle just to let you know, the estrogen factory has decided to work part time from now on so from time to time you may feel a little warm and irritable. The factory just can't get it out like they used to and since vacation time was cut short, some decided to leave.
Don't worry we will still be around, but the boys have decided to call it a day. Most are out on early retirement so there won't be as many coming out to play these days. As far as the girls, well that ovum has gone out of business for lack of inventory.
So rest, relax raise the kids 'cause you won't get any more out of us! As Bob Hope said "Thanks for the memories!
Signed
The Duggar Reproductive Team
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We searched hard and long and found that long lost sperm and egg we were hiding. We are sorry but they wanted to play and when they get together and hear their theme song ('Ain't No Stoppin Us Now") we get a little excited. Last inventory check showed there may be a few left so we can't promise y'all nothing so don't be upset if baby Jennifer has a baby brother or sister next year. And to those that keep sending us care packages from Proctor and Gamble much obliged! Oh and whoever keeps sending the Trojans the kids love them as water ballons! They prefer the unlubricated ones, less likely to drop them
Signed
Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar