[chitownxo]

Listen up, sweetcheeks...

I know you've been here a whole 3 weeks, and you are the most intelligent 18 year old alive, and you know everything, but here's a couple of heads up for you to survive in this department:

1) If you're going to lie about something, do it well. Telling us that you can't work on Tuesday nights because you have class is fine. Telling us that you can't work on Sat. nights because you have class is suspect...especially since you told me where you're going to school and who's teaching this class. Sadly for you, my mom teaches at that school and gosh, there are no Saturday night classes.

2) Telling your friends to call you when you're on break is okay. Telling a customer you can't wait on her because you have to answer an urgent message from a friend is not.

3) Telling me that being pregnant at my age is gross, and I should stay home is not a good way to get the hours you want...especially since I'm doing the schedule for the next month and a half.

4) Paging a manager on the walkie to let her know that we have a bank that's under is okay. Paging her via the PA and telling her a bank in Moderate is $120 under, and asking if we should call security, not okay.

Well, that's about it for today. I'm so looking forward to working with you this evening to continue your education. Just a little service I provide.