I know going by my age and gender I should not find flatulence funny, but whatever...
I was at the computer lab/library earlier, and I saw this girl. She was cute and petite. Right after she used her ID to gain access into the lab, she dropped. As she bended over to pick it up, she let out a HUGE fart. I mean I'm shocked that the windows didn't shatter and pictures fall from the wall. It was awful, I couldn't imagine something like that coming out of such a small girl...there was no way that it could've came out of a VIRGIN ass!