[lifesaver]

Now they're gonna limit the size of coolers on the comal to the small-ass ones that only hold a sixer and only allow one tube per person (no beer tubes), no second trip, and about 300 other BS laws. I hate that shit tho. The river has been that way for the last 20 years. Some ass-clown who KNOWS damn well what the river is like for those 4 months of the year buys property on the river and then demands a change. It's like the dumbasses who buy on a busy street and then bitch about the noise and traffic.

It's no big deal tho because the new rules only apply to the Comal and the Guad from Gruene into NB. The Comal is ghey anyway, and you deserve to put up with those rules for being dumb enough to float it. If ya float the Guad from the 3rd to 2nd crossing or Hueco Falls into Gruene, you never see any cops, there's no stupid city rules, it's about $10 cheaper and its a better ride overall.

I'm sure people will be all up in arms about it tho.

On another note... My five year old nephew is well on his way to being a proud Houstonian. He's spent this week running around pretending he's Marvin Zindler. He's even got the voice down. 'Eyyyyyyyyyewitness news.' Only in Houston. God help him.