You really wanna pick me up???
If you really wanna pick me up, all you have to say is that you're willing to pay all of my law school expenses and I don't have to pay any of the money back because it's a gift for me and a tax write-off for you.  The only thing you'd require me to do is to maintain a good GPA and that'll be enough satisfaction for you. Other than that, you can remain the cool  and honest person you've always been and we'll remain tight forever.
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"Having a nasty attitude won't yield you the results you want when you want them; it'll just make people steer clear of you and your toxicity in order to keep from being contaminated by you and your nastiness."- Me
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