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 I heard on the news that the passengers were ordered to keep their window shades down by the military.  Hello alien conspiracy theory. | 
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 Actually, at Don Scott Field, the Ohio State University Airport, many years ago a TWA Boeing 707 landed there instead of Port Columbus Airport.  Allegedly, the first thing the pilot said was, "How long is that runway?" Also, a few years ago, a Continental Airlines pilot landed his DC-9 on a parallel taxiway at Stapleton, the old Denver airport. Unfortunately for him, the president of the airline was onboard at the time. | 
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 I hate putting down the window shade because I just know when I raise it up, there's gonna be a gremlin looking in the window at me. (Remember William Shatner on The Twilight Zone?) | 
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