Only on Daytime TV
 

Only on daytime...

can it be the same "day" for weeks, and then when a holiday that would be in fact weeks or months later is celebrated the next day.

can you miss a month and somehow not be lost, but miss only a few days and be totally confused

do people never seem to work or go to school (but wait, a lot of primetime sitcoms are like this too)

are newborn babies the size of 1-year-olds

can people "die" and mysteriously come back to life

can someone totally hate someone and then suddenly be madly in love with that same person

can someone be known as the "town witch"

can a dummy turn into a vertically-challenged man

can total strangers have a one-night stand and then find out they're related

Does uttering the phrase "I've never been this happy! I think we're finally going to make it!" assure that your spouse/significant other will die a grisly and horrible death the next day.

Only on Daytime TV

...can gangsters be part of town society (aka Sonny on GH)

...can people turn green and be posed by Satan (aka Marlena on Days)

...are there no abortions, just timely "accidents" and miscarriages

...can everyone have permanent cell phone signals no matter where they are

...can people age to the point where they are older than other characters who were "born" before them (aka Billy, Colleen, Lily vs. Nate on Y&R)

...can people come back as a different character

...can people magically have a twin we've never heard about

Only on daytime...

...can you be the lust of every woman, the envy of every man, live with your ex-wife and remarry her again, and be the father to another ex's baby (and not know it) ~ Victor Y&R

I'm loving this

-- can you a child once or twice in a month

-- can a character disappear and turn up on the following soap

-- can people switch records, children, and DNA and never get found out

-- can people whom we watched die just show up claiming they had amnesia

-- can three different shows have the same exact storyline

-- can teen pregnancy and teen weddings be OK (amc)

-- can a woman be carrying her mother's baby and the father is her fiance... I MEAN WHAT THE HELL???

-- can people know these crazy, bad things but still not tell the person who's being deceived

AND BE OLD AS DIRT... i mean how long has this man been on the show???

I dunno but he is rather sexy/attractive for an old guy! And how come Nikki looks about as young as Victoria?!?! WTF!!!!

.....People die and come back to life.

...can you be in competition yet still fall in love with the competition (Y&R)

...get killed at a wedding

...be a raging alcoholic yet sober up suddenly

does everybody have amnesia (seems to be the uncreative answer that all daytime writers come up with)

:rolleyes:

Omigod! I love this thread!!! :)

Only on Daytime can a character not be mentioned for years until about two weeks before they magically reappear in town when everyone is suddenly "reminiscing" :rolleyes: