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Police stories
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Hahah i have a good one.. Does anyone have any good police stories they would like to share. I know if your encounter with the police isnt always good, but is there any stupid funny police stories.... I have some ill share with yall. OK, My fist time driving and im just driving along and the police turns his lights on and pulls me over and asks me while i am driving so slow. Thank god i had my mom in the car with me. She explained to him that it was my fist time driving. We didnt get a ticket but he just told us to get in the other lane.. OK my next one.. HAHA http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif It was a friday night and I was with a bunch of friends, and some friends i usually dont hang out with. Anyway, we were at the river hanging out and the guys had some beer and crap like that http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif and the police came. Well, we had my car and there was some beer in it and stuff. I had not been drinking but since it was my car they did the eye thing. We got lucky and he let us go, since i hadnt been drinking. I gave the policeman a hug. Everyone started laughing!! it was funny!! haha 1 more I was at a " school function" http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif and it got a little out of control, the guys were running around with beer and were acting really inmature making our college look really bad. Anyway, we left around 330am, cause it really wastn any fun anymore. But anyway they got on social probation for the rest of the year and some of the guys got kicked out of there organization http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif I dont tell many people that i was at that "social function" ( fancy word for "PARTY") Thats my stories Me |
thats too funny heather1981,
I have one, here goes, about a yr or so ago, my friends took a weekend break to go to Ocean city, in MD. We stayed so far down on the boardwalk, that to get back up to the boeard walk we had to drive through delaware and up, so as we were making our turn through deleware, we saw the sirens and yada yada, cause we were being pulled over (oh I was driving) mind u I had never ever been pulled over ever, so the plice guy came to the window, and why do u know why I pulled you over and yada yada, and I just started rambling on about 500 reasons why he could have pulled me over, cause I was sooo nerveous, I said well knowing me , I was probably speeding, or I did make a correct turn, or I did stop for a sign, or I ran through a light,,yada yada, and he was like ummm no your lights aren't on! I nearly fell out of the car, cause afterwards I couldn't find my license, thinking it's in my backpocket, I pulled out the hotel key, and gave him that If said wow great invite, , so I was sooo embrassed, then I explained to him that I and my friends were just trying to find a 7'11 cause I all I wanted was a coke and some cheetos, lol. Well he understood, and let me go, and even showed us the way to 7'11. Lol, so u can say we had a loonngg nite http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif. |
During my associate semester (when I was going through), one of my associate brothers was late to a meeting. We had no idea where he was. It turns out that he was arrested for beating his wife. Well first of all, he doesn't have a wife. He isn't married. He had gotten stopped for speeding and when they looked at his license they read the name wrong. They took him "down town" and put him in the cell. It took him an hour and a half to convince them that he was not the person that they were after. We all got a kick out of it.
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After I graduated I showed up to my chapter for a meeting, well it turns out the advisor was running late and was on his way speeding to get to the meeting. They ran his license, and it turned out he had an oustanding noise complaint (from a gathering we had had years before...) So another brother, his roomate no less, goes to bail him out. He gets to the jail shows his id, and they run his license, another outstanding noise complaint. In the span of an hour we had 2 brothers in jail. Finally another brother with a clean record went and bailed them both out. We learned a valuable lesson, if you have a noise complaint, pay it quickly!
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This should be under most embrassing stories,but I think you guys will get a kick out of it.
I was living in Michigan when this happened. One night I had gotten home from work and had gotten my mail out of my box. I was looking thur it and I realized that the mailman had put my neibhor's gas bill in my mail box by mistake. Being the nice person that I am, I went across the hall to give it to them,but either they weren't home or they weren't answering the door to their apt. So I decided to tape the bill to the door so that when they left they would see it. But enevlope was to thick for the kind of tape I was using. Anyway, I gave up and went into my apartment. Well about 3 minutes later, I hear a knock on door. I asked who it was and was totally surprised when it was the police. So I open the door and the police started asking me a bunch of questions(did I live there, could they see some id, yada,yada) When I finally was able a word in edgewise, I asked what was going on. The police said that they had received a call about a prowler roaming about. Turns out that the neibhors(whose gas bill I was trying to give them) thought I was a prowler and had called the police. You should have seen the look on everyone's faces when I handed the people their gas bill. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif After that, the mailman never mixed up the mail again |
Some friends and I had gone on a road trip in my rental car. We were in Tennessee and the rental car had expired Florida tags on it (which I didn't know were expired).
Tennessee State Trooper pulled me over and was convinced that I 1) had stolen the car from Florida and 2) had drugs either on me or in the car. He made all of us get out of the car to examine it, then made me pull my pants down (including boxers) to show him I wasn't hiding any drugs!! How stupid is that! My friends all got a shot of my junk while the Trooper guy was lookin' for the loot. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/frown.gif I have another one that happened in NewOrleans but will share that later |
Well, this is a good one. I was picked up by the FBI 25 years ago because they thought I was the then well-known criminal Patty Hearst. And you know where these clowns in the FBI followed me to and held me? (Get ready, Mr. Earp.) PITTSBURG STATE COLLEGE in Kansas! Some idiot must've seen me and called it in!
And these fools were convinced and wouldn't leave and I was trying to get to an ODK convention on campus. Never mind that Patty was 5'0 and brown-eyed and that I'm 5'5" and blue-eyed and they had followed me for 3 weeks in Arkansas and failed to find any evidence--they told me repeatedly that they knew I was her! |
Comming home from Spring break, we got pulled over by the state trooper for speeding. He happened to be an alumni of Buffalo State. And he happened to be the same major as one of my brother in the car (Criminal Justice). So they end up talking about different professor for about half an hour. After that he told us that since we were fellow Bengals, he is going to let us go. We were like cool. Unfortunately, two hours later we got pulled over by another trooper for speeding again. And this guy happen to be a graduate of Brockport, our football main rivals. So the moral of the story is, if you get away with it once, you will get caught another time.
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Haha, here's one that I WILL use one of these days...
*Driver is pulled over for speeding. She groans as the cop gets out of his car and makes his way toward her and prepares to write a speeding ticket.* DRIVER: "Hi there...you were about to sell me a ticket to the annual Highway Patrolman's Ball, weren't you?" COP: "Ma'am, highway patrolmen don't have balls." DRIVER: *Sly smile* *Embarrassed cop closes his book and makes his way back to his car and drives away.* http://www.plauder-smilies.de/lol2.gif Now whether or not it works I don't know...a friend sent it to me through e-mail! Funny to imagine anyhow. |
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In reply to carnations: At least you got stopped in Pittsbug Ks. A lot of bars if you know where to go. I am an ex Officer of the Law and had some run ins with the FBI, I wont tell you what I think those letters stand for. I had many funny situations on the other end of the spectrum.
Ah one just came to mind on you side. My ex and I were comeing home from a party and I thought it be best if she drive. A Kansas Trooper turned on his lights and my ex said what should I do? Pull over I told her. He had her get out of the car and give ID and ask what we were doing out that late at night. I asked him if I could get out of the car and talk to him. He wanted me out not knowing who I was and when I got out, I asked him why he stopped us. Well it is late and I wanted to know why you were out this late. My next question was, is that the probable cause? Yep, and said may I show you my ID. Boy was he embarresed and got back in his car PDQ. I never let him forget that night. There is good and bad in all groups! ------------------ Tom Earp LX Z#1 Pittsburg State U. (Kansas) |
We're driving and this horrible driver in front of us keeps switching between lanes and going really slowly. It was really strange. At one point I couldn't take it and gave him the finger when he came back in front of us. Well, we realized it was an undercover cop when he turned on his lights and sirens...grrrrrrrr
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This guy I dated took me to a party and the police showed up, but they turned out to be strippers, then the real police showed up and we thought they were some more strippers.
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These were funny... My only run in with the cops wasn't funny! (but it was expensive. I had to pay $100 and I didn't even have to pay the ticket!) Does anyone else have any new stories to add?
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I was on the way home the other night, as I arrived about a block from my subdivision, this car was driving on the line. He was driving really erratic. I got scared because I was on a two-way road and I didn't want to have a head on collision or get side-swiped. It was kind of dark and I could not tell what kind of car it was. So, I laid on my horn and rolled my eyes. :rolleyes: As we passed side by side, I noticed that the car said County Police. :eek: :eek: I turned quickly into my subdivision and made a bunch of turns. Luckily I did not get into trouble. |
one of my friends decided to teach me and another friend of ours how to drive stick in her car... se we bascially just circled the block in her subdivision over and over again... it was about midnight on a summer night... after going around the block about 10 times we get pulled over by this cop... and he's like what are you guys doing... now being in high school we were all scared out of our minds... we explained to him we were learning to drive stick and he's like ok go home... turns out this little old lady had seen us go around the block a whole bunch of times really slow and was convinced we were checking out the neighborhood to rob some of the houses in it... so she called the police on us!!!!
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My friend told me this story.
A little while back, she and a few others were at a big event going on in Downtown Orlando. Whenever there's big events that bring in lots of people, all the crazy fundies come out. There was this one guy that was preaching how women should dress like virgins and how women have no morals. He was really pissing people off. The cops were standing by him to help with crowd control. My friend could tell the cops were getting a kick out of this guy and were hoping that he'd do something wrong so that they could arrest him. My drunk friend went over to cops and said, "If I flashed this guy, would I get arrested?" The cops laughed and one said, "As long as we don't see it" and winked. So, my friend flashed the guy and he went running away like he had just seen satan or something. The cops were laughing and thanking her. |
One time, me and some friends were trying to make a u-turn in a big street (the ones with the island dividing the incoming and outgoing traffic). So, we patiently wait by the island waiting to complete our turn, and I guess my friend gets really impatient, and makes the turn really quick, cutting off another car. Well, that car we nearly collided with was a cop car. He pulled us over, laughing. He was like, y'all are brave.
So he is checking the registration on the car..and we are SURE he is going to give us a huge ass ticket. He just said, we made his day, and we wont be getting a ticket, and to not cut off another police car next time! |
These stories are great! :)
Ok. I live on a dead-end street. Every year, one of my neighbors goes up to New Hampshire to buy fireworks. On the evening of the Fourth of July, everyone on the block gathers at the end of the road and drinks beer, and he shoots them off. A couple of years ago, our neighbor got through about 2/3 of his fireworks when suddenly a cop car pulled up and out jumped a cop. This particular cop is a tiny woman who looks to be around 18 or so (actually I think she's about 25). She came running up to us and demanded of my neighbor, "Okay, where's the stash?" She could have gotten my neighbor for owning fireworks, and she could have gotten most of us for standing around on a street with open beer bottles. Instead, she just ordered my neighbor to destroy the remaining fireworks, and left. A lot of teenagers do shoot off illegal fireworks on the Fourth. When the cops got a complaint about fireworks on my street, they assumed it was more teenagers. The cop was quite surprised when she pulled up and found, not teens, but homeowners - you know, the people whose property taxes pay her salary. ;) |
Used to drink with lots of cops in Columbus and later in Denver and spent a fair amount of time in a cop bar in Detroit.
Lots of stories told, but none repeated here. |
wow...funny stories.
wish i could share some...cops around here arrest you for having dreads and eating popeyes. the other day my neighbor is going to work of course he wears loccs, about 8 police cars pull up and at least 12 cops jump out with pistols aimed at him. they grab him and throw him on the ground and start frisking him. he's yelling because they scared the hell outta him. no one tells him for at least 20 minutes why he is arrested. they detain him for half a day the gas station down the street gets robbed, by a guy with loccs. mean while the guy that robs the gas station looks nothing like him. he is lighter in complexion. hey, it's the dirty 30. the most crooked precinct in the city. |
WOW, nice Hood Neighbor! Scarry aint it?
I hated to write Tickest, rather Chew Butt untill they go stupid, OOPs Paper time!:D Now, HP is different, they are ruthless.:( Stopped a Dude, and was going to Hospital, Pregnant Wife, IK, no wife, alone in car and tipsy. Go To Jail, did not pass go!:D |
Subject: A POLICE OFFICER SPEAKS
A POLICE OFFICER SPEAKS (The author of this article was Trooper Mitchell Brown of the Virginia State Police. More about him at the end.) Well, Mr. Citizen, it seems you've figured me out. I fit neatly into the category where you've placed me. I'm stereotyped, standardized, characterized, classified, grouped, and always typical. Unfortunately, the reverse is true. I can never figure you out. From birth, you teach your children that I'm the bogeyman, then you're shocked when they identify/associate with my traditional enemy... the criminal! You accuse me of coddling criminals..until I catch your kids doing wrong. You may take an hour for lunch and several coffee breaks each day, but point me out as a loafer for having one cup. You pride yourself on you manners, but think nothing of disrupting my meals with your troubles. You raise Cain with the guy who cuts you off in traffic, but let me catch you doing the same thing and I'm picking on you. You know all the traffic laws...but you've never gotten a single ticket you deserve. You shout "FOUL" if you observe me driving fast to a call, but raise the roof if I take more than ten seconds to respond to your complaint. You call it part of my job if someone strikes me, but call it police brutality if I strike back. You wouldn't think of telling your dentist how to pull a tooth or your doctor how to take out an appendix, yet you are always willing to give me pointers on the law. You talk to me in a manner that would get you a bloody nose from anyone else, but expect me to take it without batting an eye. You yell that something's got to be done to fight crime, but you can't be bothered to get involved. You have no use for me at all, but of course it's OK if I change a flat for your wife, deliver your child in the back of the patrol car, or perhaps save your son's life with mouth to mouth breathing, or work many hours overtime looking for your lost daughter. So Mr. Citizen, you can stand there on your soapbox and rant and rave about the way I do my work,calling me every name in the book, but never stop to think that your property, family, or maybe even your life depends on me or one of my buddies. Yes, Mr. Citizen, it's me the cop! The Author of this article was Trooper Mitchell Brown of the Virginia State Police. He was killed in the line of duty two months after writing the article...... AS A SALUTE TO THE MILLIONS OF POLICE OFFICERS WHO PUT THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE FOR MR AND MRS CITIZEN,EVERYDAY AND NEVER ASK FOR ANYTHING IN RETURN..PLEASE PASS THIS ON!!! As My Closest Friend A Police Officer says, "TRUE THAT". Respect, they have Their Lives on the line daily. |
Here's a good one. My friends and I were driving to another city, about an hour and a half away. We had to drive through this little hick town, and I really just wanted to get there. So I was going about 60 in a 45. A cop pulled me over, and before he could even say anything, I said:
"Did you pull me over because I was speeding? I'm so glad you did! My spedometer has been making a funny noise and I didn't know if it worked!" And he totally bought it! He just wanted to run my license. However, we had about $150 worth of booze in the trunk, and none of us were 21. We all had our windows down, and my stupid ass friend goes "Don't look in the trunk!" while he was beside her window. Luckily for us, he didn't hear her, and I just got the "make sure you get it fixed" line. We never let her go on a road trip with us again, especially with alcohol. EVER. And my spedometer does make a funny noise. So I didn't feel too bad. |
It happened to my uncle...
My uncle, living in Hartford, CT, is known for his lead foot.
My mom likes to relate this story..... YEARS ago, he was behind the wheel driving home from a family trip. He was pulled over for speeding along a highway in Northern Indiana, this was in the late 1950's.... The officer who pulled him over, walked up to the open window of the car and said "son, let me see your flying license." Where my uncle looked over at his dad, and my grandpa said "show the officer". My uncle pulled out his pilot's license and handed it to him :) .... The officer just started laughing and said to my grandpa as he wrote the ticket, "If he had gone under 100 mph just once, I would have let him go" Those were the days.... |
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