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PrettyBoy 02-24-2007 05:39 AM
Men vs. Women - what they say and what it really means
 
Womens English

1. Yes=No
2. No=Yes
3. Maybe=No
4. We need to talk=You're in big trouble
5. I'm sorry=You'll be sorry
6. We need=I want
7. Sure, go ahead=You better not
8. Do what you want=You will pay for this later
9. I'm not upset=Of course I'm upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight=Is sex all you think about?
11. Are you hungry?=Take me out to dinner
12. Why are you being so nice?=Are you cheating on me?


Mens English

1. I'm hungry=I'm hungry
2. I'm sleepy=I'm sleepy
3. I'm tired=I'm tired
4. Nice dress=Nice cleavage
5. I love you=Let's have sex now
6. I'm bored=Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance?=I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime?=I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie?=I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner?=I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit=I'm gay
12. What's wrong with you?=I wonder if she knows I'm sleeping with another woman?

Scandia 02-24-2007 09:50 AM
That's not fair. NO means NO. And yes means yes. And lack of a yes means NO.

SoEnchanting 02-24-2007 02:56 PM
LMAO I am soooooo forwarding this to someone today, especially "We need to talk" and "Sure, go ahead".

winnieb 02-24-2007 05:40 PM
3. Maybe=No


for me, maybe means yes- i just dont want to admit it.

Scandia 02-24-2007 07:09 PM
For someone else, maybe means undecided. That she needs some more convincing but is not totally opposed to it.

James 02-24-2007 07:20 PM
Man: Would you like to have (subtext: me buy you) that expensive piece of jewelry?

Woman: No. (subtext: Please, please with sugar on top? So I can show all my friends?)

Although, I am sure there are some women who truly mean no, and won't put up a token protest so as not to appear greedy.

PrettyBoy 02-24-2007 11:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by valkyrie (Post 1403105)
So you're a rapist?
No, are you?
I see you don't have a sense of humor.

PrettyBoy 02-24-2007 11:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SoEnchanting (Post 1403114)
LMAO I am soooooo forwarding this to someone today, especially "We need to talk" and "Sure, go ahead".
This is actually what I was expecting, an LOL, but as usual someone on GC spoils the laughter by turning a joke into something serious, especially when calling someone a rapist.:rolleyes:


I got it from another GC site. I found it quite funny. I'm glad to see you actually thought it was funny. :p

kddani 02-25-2007 10:35 AM
Shouldn't this thread just be merged into Tom Earp's stupid forwards thread? Because that's what it is.

valkyrie 02-25-2007 02:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PrettyBoy (Post 1403206)
No, are you?
I see you don't have a sense of humor.
Uh, I have a sense of humor. Your post wasn't funny -- it was Tom-Earp-level BS.

PrettyBoy 02-25-2007 10:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by valkyrie (Post 1403358)
Uh, I have a sense of humor. Your post wasn't funny -- it was Tom-Earp-level BS.
Then don't respond to this post if it doesn't interest you.

valkyrie 02-26-2007 01:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PrettyBoy (Post 1403588)
Then don't respond to this post if it doesn't interest you.
Oh, it totally interests me to call people out for being stupid, but thanks!

PrettyBoy 02-26-2007 03:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by valkyrie (Post 1403797)
Oh, it totally interests me to call people out for being stupid, but thanks!
Geez. Relax, it's not that serious. It's a chatsite. First you call me a rapist, now I'm stupid? Wow. You win, I generally like to tease people on here, but I'll leave you alone.

PrettyBoy 02-26-2007 03:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by James (Post 1403157)
Man: Would you like to have (subtext: me buy you) that expensive piece of jewelry?

Woman: No. (subtext: Please, please with sugar on top? So I can show all my friends?)

Although, I am sure there are some women who truly mean no, and won't put up a token protest so as not to appear greedy.
LOL. That's funny but true.

cheerfulgreek 02-26-2007 05:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PrettyBoy (Post 1403043)
Womens English

1. Yes=No
2. No=Yes
3. Maybe=No
4. We need to talk=You're in big trouble
5. I'm sorry=You'll be sorry
6. We need=I want
7. Sure, go ahead=You better not
8. Do what you want=You will pay for this later
9. I'm not upset=Of course I'm upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight=Is sex all you think about?
11. Are you hungry?=Take me out to dinner
12. Why are you being so nice?=Are you cheating on me?


Mens English

1. I'm hungry=I'm hungry
2. I'm sleepy=I'm sleepy
3. I'm tired=I'm tired
4. Nice dress=Nice cleavage
5. I love you=Let's have sex now
6. I'm bored=Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance?=I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime?=I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie?=I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner?=I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit=I'm gay
12. What's wrong with you?=I wonder if she knows I'm sleeping with another woman?
LOL. Good one, but I would feel sorry for a couple that communicated this way.:p

Dionysus 02-27-2007 02:55 AM
Ooh shit! :eek:

valkyrie 02-27-2007 12:52 PM
LOL why was my post deleted? Asking someone if he's a rapist when he says that women mean yes when they say no is a fair question. Does questioning misogyny/ridiculous stereotypes violate the TOS now?

AlexMack 02-27-2007 03:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by valkyrie (Post 1404577)
LOL why was my post deleted? Asking someone if he's a rapist when he says that women mean yes when they say no is a fair question. Does questioning misogyny/ridiculous stereotypes violate the TOS now?
You don't know that by now?

valkyrie 02-27-2007 05:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by centaur532 (Post 1404678)
You don't know that by now?
OLD BOYZ KLUB FOREVA!!!

AlexMack 02-27-2007 08:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by valkyrie (Post 1404765)
OLD BOYZ KLUB FOREVA!!!
Wine and A Cigar Old Chap? LOLOLOL!!! :P :mad: :confused:

cheerfulgreek 03-04-2007 03:19 AM
I don't think this is a big of a deal as everyone is making it out to be. I see it as a joke. Stupid but kinda funny.

_Opi_ 03-04-2007 10:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by valkyrie (Post 1404577)
LOL why was my post deleted? Asking someone if he's a rapist when he says that women mean yes when they say no is a fair question. Does questioning misogyny/ridiculous stereotypes violate the TOS now?
GC is a strange place.

christiangirl 03-15-2007 02:21 PM
For me, yes means yes, and no means no. Maybe means yes. The only exception is when talking to my dad. For instance, "Did you do this? *points at dent in new car*"

N(yes)o.

1908Revelations 03-15-2007 05:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PrettyBoy (Post 1403043)
Womens English

4. We need to talk=You're in big trouble
5. I'm sorry=You'll be sorry
6. We need=I want
7. Sure, go ahead=You better not
8. Do what you want=You will pay for this later
9. I'm not upset=Of course I'm upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight=Is sex all you think about?
11. Are you hungry?=Take me out to dinner
12. Why are you being so nice?=Are you cheating on me?
I need to send this to one of your Brilliant :rolleyes: frat brothers!!


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