In this thread, Jesus H. Christ answers our questions.
 

my question was already answered. i can die happy now.

ask away!

Dear Jesus,
Do you really speak to GW Bush like he claims and give him advice on his decisions?

Jesus,

Please tell me the correlation between your resurrection and Cadbury creme eggs.

xoxo,
Lil' Hannah

Dear Jesus,

What is the meaning of life?

Love, Sharon

42.

Sorry, not Jesus, but I knew the answer anyhow.

where is He today? :(

How come you never see really old fat people? Is it because everyone gets skinny when they're really old, or because all of the fat people already died?

Its more like he speaks with me, and it can get rather annoying. When I find out who gave him my cell phone number, there's going to be hell to pay. Literally.

Its all about the chocolate. The more you think about it, the more it makes sense. Its the chocolate that binds us. Yeah, you have the metaphor of the egg. But what really brings all people together in unity? Chocolate.

xoxo,
Jesus

Blessed art though for asking. The answer awaits all who pass through the pearly gates.

Love you back,

Jesus

In the name of the Dad, the Me, and the Holy Ghost, the answer awaits those who pass through the Pearly Gates and its not 42!

I'm always here, but I'm usually too busy to answer all who call.

Because you're looking in all of the wrong places. They're not in your neck of the woods. Try a buffet in Fort Lauderdale.

Give it a rest.:(

Your funniest is underwhelming!:rolleyes:

Oh, give My Dad My Best!:)

Cranial Rectosious at its best!

Thank you for your da commercial! Take a cold shower, You aint funny!:rolleyes:

Now, as a Theologian, where is Heaven, and where is Hell?

Gosh, what a menionite?:eek:

Dont take it on the road, you will bomb!:o

Blessed art thou. I speak 2,874 languages, but not yours. Please state your questions in English, or another language that I speak, and I'll be delighted to answer you. :)

Will Arsenal ever win the Champions League?

I love Jesus :) Praise the Lord!

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Originally posted by Jesus H. Christ
Blessed art thou. I speak 2,874 languages, but not yours. Please state your questions in English, or another language that I speak, and I'll be delighted to answer you.
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that's just wrong... but in a funny as hell way!

btw - why is the saying 'funny as hell' - is hell funny?

-marissa

Add another Language to you mulitude of I know ----- It is Called EarpSpeak!:rolleyes:

Oh Great What The F over!

Unasuming, Unimportant, and Unwelcome.

Your laffability is under whelming and Rot In Hell. Oh, where is that?

Interesting, I will ahve to ask a friend who is a physchologist who now does it for Pussys, Oh Cats that is!;)

You are an interesting study for sure!

Keep up your dilusions so I can document them for Her!:)

Or Da Phil.

I saw a rubber crutch one time and do you wear it on right or left side?:p

I have running water, can you change it to Wine, elixar for life.

Jesus rocks! He's got a great sense of humor.

Jesus, I go to a university run by your fine order, and I really think our College Republicans chapter could use a little smoting. Could you arrange this?

In your service,
GeekyPenguin

SMITING.

Jesus, smote this atheist who corrects my grammar!

My favorite fun fact about smiting: "smitten" comes from the verb "to smite."

I AM SMITTEN WITH CHRIST'S LOVE!

Dear Jesus,

1. Why do women have cramps? Why can't you give men an equivalent to cramps so they'll know what the pain is all about?

2. Why did you allow Shakespeare In Love to win the Oscar for Best Picture?

shoot, jesus probaby wondering the same thing! :D :D

Dear Jesus,

While I appreciate your dad's daily artwork in the form of nature in all it's beauty, do you think you can talk to him about using a pallate other than white and grey in the Chicagoland area? Seriously, it's getting depressing around here. Oh yeah, turning up the heat a WHOLE LOT would be great, too. Thanks.

The Milwaukee chapter would like to second this. Excellent work with the sunshine today, did you prematurely answer our prayers again?

I've got a nasty cold. How can I quickly get rid of it?

They say He speaks to us thru others...

Get AIRBORNE for your cold! I tried it for the first time and it definitely kicked my cold!

I once tried Airborne and that stuff does work. I'll have to pick some up today.

First I want to say Jesus H. Christ ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!

My question: why is it STILL snowing in Vermont?

Dear Jesus,


What does the H. stand for?

Your biggest fan,

Karen

Dear Jesus,

I have another question: I have been a member of GC since the summer of 2004 and I still haven't figured out how to put my letters into my signature in color. Can you tell me how to do that?

You faithful servant

Dear Jesus,

where did I put my car keys?

Dear Jesus,
I thought you were answering questions. Why haven't mine been answered?

You still rock.

I heart Jesus!

Oh and P.S. Thanks for the sunshine in Vermont for the past few days. It has really lifted my spirits!!

So Christ, now that you claim to have died for my sins, what do you think you got out of it? And are you god? If so, what does "god the father" think about your blasphemous claims?

Imperial1

Again, he is speaking through others... while he is on Spring Break ;)

signature creation
here's a few good threads that explain how -

http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/s...signature+color
http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/s...signature+color
http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/s...signature+color