What Would You Do? (Evil Content hehehe)
 

We just got a batch of new interns yesterday. Now, many of them are pretty hard worker. There are a few who like to sleep on the job. I have this devious idea for a prank. How about this?

Wake him up and say:

or

I would go for the first one.

Those are pretty funny options. I had a couple of people fall asleep on the job at nut processing plant. One guy was taking a nap on the sorting table. I went up to him and asked if he needed a pillow or blanket. Shockingly, he didn't understand what he did wrong. WINNER!!!

I like the first one. :D

I think that you should do an impression of Donald Trump and say, "You're fired!" Do the hand gesture that he does.

We don't get that show down here. So I don't know the hand gesture. :(

I'll go against the grain and vote for the second option. It just sounds more like a practical joke.

Oh no! It's pretty funny.

Use the sticky. That's pretty funny.

Moe.Ron is hazing!

Right "You're fired!" in the palms of both hands. Make two fists, then go to the intern, and ask him/her to pick a hand.

Open for the surprise!

I say number two..

Put the sticky note high on his forehead so it'll take him awhile to notice.

Hrm...I think the sticky note would probably not stick so well; especially if he's got his head down on the table.

My high school English teacher had some really fun ways of dealing with students who would sleep during the early morning class:


1) He had a big stuffed teddy bear in his desk drawer. He would get the bear out and tuck it under the arm of the offending sleeper. This was quite amusing when a member of the football team fell asleep. The person would eventually wake up and feel silly.


2) He would just walk by and loudly pound his fist on the table and scare the daylights out of the student.


3) He would get all of the students in the room to get up and quietly switch seats with other people around the room. Then, he'd continue on with the lecture. When that student woke up, they'd be *really* confused.


4) Since we lived in Southern California, he would sometimes start shaking the student's desk and yell "earthquake!!!"


5) He'd have everyone in the class sit very quietly and just stare at the offending student. Imagine the embarassment when the student rustles awake to find the entire class staring at them.


I vote for #1 on my list. This would work especially well if you can get a picture of the person with the teddy bear to post in the employee lunch room or something like that.


.....Kelly :)

if possible: air horn

otherwise I vote for #2

navane: my HS govt teacher would decide to take a "field trip" to another classroom when a member of the football team would fall asleep in class. Imagine falling asleep in your last class of the day and waking up to find the room empty. Once we left at the end of the class and he was still sleeping- we heard from the janitors that one of them woke him up 45 minutes after school was out.

Go up to hime and cover him with a blanket and the try and put a pillow under his head. When he wakes up say to him you were just trying to make him more comfortable.
I'll sure he'll be vey embarassed.

Go for the teddybear! :D

Kelly, I like the way you think! :D

- Get a teddy bear and tuck it under his arm
- Take pictures
- Post one in the break room, and make sure another gets to his boss
- Take pictures of the door hitting him in the @$$ on his way out :p

hehehehehe!!!


Was your teacher's name, Mr. Burch? :D There was one thing I left off of my list because I didn't see how it would work in an office setting. This one was another one of Mr. Burch's classics:

My older sister had the same teacher for senior year English. She told me that one morning, one of the guys in class fell asleep again. Now, there is a doorway and a mini-work area inbetween Mr. Burch's room and the room of the teacher next door. Sometimes when the two classes were working on an assignment, the two teachers would stand in the doorway and have a chat. Well, one morning, Mr. Burch pointed out to Mrs. Jankowitz that one of his kids was asleep. She mentioned that she had a sleeper too. So the two thought it would be funny to switch classes!

All of the Burch students quietly filed out next door and the other class quietly filed in. Both teachers resumed teaching. The students eventually woke up and were very, very confused. They were in the same room and seat, but there were different students and the wrong teacher! Perhaps they thought they had slept through to the next period or something!

And, no, I'm not making this stuff up! The students were really cooperative in participating in these mix ups because we thought it was incredibly funny.....and we all thought that Mr. Burch was way cool.

.....Kelly :)

There is no hazing regulation down here. Plus, we are protected under diplomatic immunity. :)

Update: Me and my neighbour (office next door) decided to do the "Hey, good news! You have the rest of July off! Also August!" joke. His face was shocked. The guy came all the way down from Norway to do this internship. We also convinced the other people in the office plus his fellow intern to go along with the joke. The guy almost cried. If only I had a camera when it happen.