Yo Mamma....
 

What is the best "Yo Mamma" joke you've ever heard?

I'll start you off with some light ones. Let's see how crazy this gets. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif

- Yo momma sooooooooo fat she can sit on a dollar and make change. (What? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/redface.gif I said light.)

- Yo momma sooooooooo fat she fill the tub with a forth a cup and still floods the bathroom when she gets in.

your momma is so black that when she gets in the car...the Oil LIGHT COMES On.......

Yo hair so nappy you could roll it with rice.

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I think it is Your hair is so short. I don't see what nappy hair and rice have to do with each other.

This topic takes me back to middle school.
Yo momma so bald a fly landed on her head and sprained his ankle.

Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN".

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo momma so skinny she gotta run around in the shower to get wet.


Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo momma so ugly it looks like her face caught fire and they put it out with an ice pick!


Yo momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns.

My mother warned back in junior high that yo momma jokes weren't funny. She said one day you'll be a mother and you wont laugh. Well ha ha mom I'm ROTFLMBAO!!!!! It's still funny!!

Yo momma is so stupid... I told her take the 4 train, she took the 2 train twice!!

Yo momma is so old she coughs up dust!

Yo momma is so fat she uses a VCR for a beeper!

Yo momma got a nose here, here, and here (pointing to left cheek, nose,& right cheek), and she wipes her nose like this (dragging your arm across your face just above your lip, while sniffing) this one is soooo funny animated http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif

Yo momma is sooo black that if she put vaseline on her face she'd look like a patent leather shoe!!!

Yo momma is so short she playes handball with the curb!!!

Yo momma is so skinny she uses straws as leg warmers!!!

I actually bought the Yo' Momma book at Barnes N Nobles y'all!!!

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"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful"

When da EAST is in da house....Oh my GOD!!!! DANGER!

yo momma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application.

yo momma house so small when you walk in the front door, you walk out the back.

yo momma house so dirty, the roaches have on socks.

yo momma so bald, you can see her thoughts.

yo momma so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone. (WTF!)

yo momma so stupid, i told her it was chilli outside, she ran and got a bowl and spoon.

yo momma so old, when God said let there be light, she turned on the switch.

i have more, but this is enough. its amazing what elementary and middle school kids can think of.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washinton's nose.

yo mama so old when God said "let there be light" she flipped the switch

yo mama is so fat she's on both sides of the family

yo mama so dumb she failed a blood test

yo mama eyes so big she got miniblinds for eyelids

yo mama gums so black she spits yoo hoo

yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and made skittles.



[This message has been edited by CocoaCaramel (edited April 09, 2001).]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! I have never heard that one! That is hilarious!!! LOL! That is just too funny! Hee hee hee hee.... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

Yo momma is so dumb, she stayed up all night studying for a blood test.

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KAPPA ALPHA PSI FRATERNITY, INC.
SPR 97
XI LAMBDA

Yo mamma's so cheap, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick OTHER people's fingers

Here's more:

Yo momma is sooo stupid she's in a wheelchair talkin' 'bout "ain't nobody gonna push me around!"

Yo momma is soooo bald I can read her mind!

Hey do y'all remember that Yo momma don't wear no drawh's thing..... I used to love that

Yo momma don't wear no drawh's ...I saw her when she took dem off.. she threw 'em in the bed ...next mornin' yo daddy was dead!!!

.....she threw 'em in the sewer... those rats said "Hallehejah"(sp?)

.....she threw 'em in the sky...Superman refused to fly.....

.....she threw 'em near those mice.... Those mice said "Jesus, Christ!"

he he he --------those were the days!!!! ROTFLMBAO http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif !!!!!

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"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful"

When da EAST is in da house....Oh my GOD!!!! DANGER!

Yo momma is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma is so stupid, when she read the job application it stated do not write below the doted line and she wrote..OK.

Yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo momma is so fat, she got hit by a bus and said, "who threw that rock."

Yo momma is so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma so stupid, she works in the M&M factory, she threw the candy away because she thought the W&W as a misprint.

Yo momma so stupid, she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo momma so fat, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma so stupid, she bought a camcorder to record tv shows.

Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked what she was doing and she said, moving.

Yo momma head is so big, she has to step into her shirts.

And lastly, your momma got two wooden legs and one is backwards.

http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif Well what do ya know! You're right. Thanks so much http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif

Did you guys ever call someone's mom an "African Booty Scratcher"?

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KAPPA ALPHA PSI FRATERNITY, INC.
SPR 97
XI LAMBDA

Yo momma so dumb that when she heard under 17 was not admitted she went back and got 16 of her friends.

Yo momma so cheap that she uses a cigarette to heat the house.

Yo momma so tall that when she turns a cartwheel she kicks Jesus in the chin.

Yall are so funny!

Yo mamma so old she was a waitress at the last supper...

Yo mamma so dumb she thought a QuarterBack was a refund...

Yo family is so fat I threw a rock in the window and hit everybody.

Yo momma is so black she bleeds smoke

Yo family is so poor that when I came to your house I got tripped by a roach and mugged by a rat.

Yo momma is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

You momma got eyes on her knees and they call her, Neicey(This one is so corny its funny)

How is yo momma like a 747?
Not everyone has ridden a 747

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Yo momma so short, I can see her feet on her driver's license picture...

Yo momma so fat, she sweats gravy...

Yo momma so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince...

Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1...

Yo momma so fat, she's on both sides of the family...

Yo mamma is so stupid, she took an umbrella to see PURPLE RAIN

Yo mamma is so old, she ran track with the dinosaurs

Yo mamma is so nasty when I went over her house, I asked her what was for dinner and she put her feet on the table and said corn (ugh!)

Yo mamma is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPERBOWL

Yo mamma is so stupid when she was asked to write her education on the job application she wrote HOOKED ON PHONICS

Yo mamma is so old, I told her to act her age and she died

Yo mamma is so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose JIF (peanut butter)

These are my favorite jokes that I've heard so far!

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"Mind ya own, stay true to ya own, be ya own."
Peace and God Bless
Classy_Diva5

We used to say, your momma got a wooden leg and a kick stand! It seemed funny back then! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif

Your mama's so fat she jumped up into the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so dumb, she stole a car and kept up the payments.

Yo mama so black, she sat in the tub and made tea.

Yes we did!!! and I used to cry, saying "My mom ain't from no Africa " Whew, those were the good ole'days http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

yo mamma's hair is so dirty the bugs call it Knots Landing.

( http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif y'all remember how long ago Knot's Landing was on!)

I printed out ALL of these way back in '96 http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif http://www.patsjokes.com/yomama/index.htm

Have fun ya'll http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

EWWWWW...that's nasty.

Yo momma so stupid when she heard it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.

ROFLMAO, I called the kid adn the mom that!!! I had forgotten all about that http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

Yo Momma so fat that when she put on red the neighborhood kids run behind her screaming " Hey Kool-Aid!!!




[This message has been edited by CJUS (edited June 05, 2001).]

ROTFL!!!

Yo Mama is so slow that she can't even catch a cold.

Yo MAMA is soooo slow that she can't even catch a cold.

Yo momma is soooooo skinny, she could hoola hoop with a cheerio.

Yo momma is sooo fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Your momma so Funky, she made right guard turn left.

I just read this one on a yo mamma page:


You momma is so ugly, jsut after she was born, her mother said what a treasure, and her daddy said, yes, let's bury it. ROTFLMAO!!!

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Yo mama is so stupid, when I caught her staring at the orange juice carton and asked her why she was doing it, she said, "Because the carton said CONCENTRATE" http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/con...1zrolleyes.gif

and my favorite "yo mama" joke:

Yo mama so old, she's older than ya grandma http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/lau...elrotflmao.gif

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"Mind ya own, stay true to ya own, be ya own."

Peace and God Bless
*Classy_Diva5*

[This message has been edited by Classy_Diva5 (edited June 05, 2001).]

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I have never heard of that one before!
too funny!

This thread was too funny! It certainly put me in the mind of the book, Snaps, as well as the formerly televised Uptown Comedy Club (FOX TV, circa early to mid '90s)

I'm sitting up in here reminiscing on when "your momma" jokes were standard amongst the kids in my elementary school. We'd all sit around class when the teacher left to listen to the class comedian deliver the latest "Your Momma" jokes. Wow, I'm getting old! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

Yo' mama so dumb she thought Puffy Combs was a cereal!!!

Yo' mama so skinny she can hide behind the side of an album cover. :D

I've always liked that one.

Also,
Yo' mama's hair is so nappy, it looks like little ants with their fists balled up! Ha! That joke was sooo funny back in high school.

:p

Dannnng!!! LOL!

Me and my peeps used to try to make up jokes that were so stupid they were witty...except not. lol

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo mama ain't got no arms talking bout she wants to reach out and touch somebody

Yo mama is blind talking bout she wanna ride the see-saw

Yo mama put lipstick on her forehead talking bout she was trying to make up her mind

SO many more, SO little memory...lol