Open Letter IV
 

To my co-worker: keep yo' head up ma. it's hard for everyone and no one likes it but stay positive

To the people i call to make appointments with: i know you get bothered by me calling you when you are trying to chill but you need to realize something--while you're chilling at the house, guess what? I'M AT WORK!!!! the 'tude--i don't need it

To m: what you trying to say??? get over it and move the $@#* on aight???

To Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc. Happy 91st Birthday. It has been an wonderful joy to be a part of this beautiful sisterhood.

To my Sands: We'll be 10years old in April and I can't wait for another 10 years with you three

To LJ, FK, PC: This weekend will be one for the story books, however, I hope you all enjoy your weekend. I'm glad we are all friends and that you've allowed me to be a part of your lives!

To the South Beach Diet! YOU ROCK. Come the summer, I will be in the dental floss swim suit:p :p :) ;)

To My HUSBAND: Listen up homie....you're 'bout to get on my last dang nerve. I'm not folding anymore of your clothes because you say you don't like the way that I fold. Now, get off your butt and pick up all those clothes on the floor by your side of the bed.

Oh...To My Husband...Again: Listen up again homie....we're back from vacation. We're not in Vegas again. Lay off the beer. I made the mistake of turning you onto Red Stripe lagers. Didn't know you were gonna walk in the door with a new six pack every day after work. Get THAT together...quickly.

Husband: By the way, HOMIE....cleaning up the kitchen doesn't mean shoving the dirty dishes in the dish washer with all of the food on the plates still. Uggghhh.

Get it together Bro!

To my son: Mommy loves you more than life itself!!!! But, you're still not getting another pet.

To my husband: Thank you so much for being my rock!!! And for listening to me vent about :eek: !!!!!

To Hector: Now you say that you're getting married in 2 weeks. And that your girlfriend is pregnant!!!! Good Luck...and I still want my money!!!!!

To my coworker WHY do you follow me around in the morning talking to me? I mean, I know that you have stuff to say, but if I respond to you then walk away...come back later, I HAAAAATE when people follow me around talking to me.

To myself: We can do this. We HAVE to do this. You have so many reasons why you need to get yourself together, the main one being to see old age. ;) <---Ha I just winked at myself, LOL. Anyway, I was fine with not losing any weight or hitting a plateau, but since I got over the flu I have gained weight...we can't do this! :( Let's get back in the gym, REGULARLY...and hold off on all the fresh-baked cookies, mmkay? :D

Blackerican, this isn't the same girlfriend that stabbed him, huh?

To The Ladies of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc : Congrats on 91 years of sisterhood!!!

To My University: You have put me through hell trying to get this last year under my belt. You say your for the students, but I swear you have something against us. I'm going to sit buckle down, write this research paper, and GRADUATE. Please don't send me the alumne information and expect me to contribute because your actions speak louder than words.

To Mother Nature:Don't get me wrong, I love lady bugs, but why do I have to come home and find then flying around.

To NBC: EVERYBODY AND THEIR MOMMA knows this is the last year for FRIENDS and I know I have never watched the show (never been interested) but why does every commerical about this season has to be "THE MOST SHOCKING FRIENDS EVER". Please hurry up and get off the air!!!

1. THANKS :D

2. D.I.T.T.O. Oh and expect them to do likewise now for Frasier too.

To the ladies of Delta Sigma Theta: Congrats on 91 great years. Wishing 91 more great ones.

To my friend B: You have gone and lost your mind. How dare you? You take my car from 10am to 6:15 yesterday and have the nerve to say you were hurt because I call you out on it. Oh no!
HITH are you a)going to take my car all day b)don't ask if I might need to use MY car that day. C) get mad and then tell me I need to tell you when I MY car and D) return my car with an empty gas tank.

Yes I appericate you helping out with the minor repairs, but to throw that in my face cause you know you were WRONG is just low. So what you are $70 ahead? I shouldn't have to ask permission to to use my own car. At first I thought I was a little bit harsh about how I handled things yesterday. But your message afterwards.... I'm being unfair. I should tell you when I need MY car. I'm being to hard on you. :rolleyes: :eek: I don't know what you've been smoking there dude,but it has clearly affected your brain cells

ps. You're still on car punishmet. I aplogize for my tone but not my words

To EARNELL on Maury: Bruh, if both your mama and your daddy have the extra finger, sounds like they grew up calling each other brother and sister and transitioned to husband and wife. I have the extra finger and I have met 2 other people in 28 years with the extra finger. But next time do not say that you are 230% sure that you are not the dad. That is just mad ig a nant!!!

NO......This is a new one!!!!! And she's nuts too!!!! He just loves pain I guess!!!!!

To the BASTIDS who decided to do construction on Independence Blvd TODAY: You suck!! How are you going to shut down one lane on one of the busiest streets in Charlotte in the middle of the day. I am sure you did a traffic study and should know that Independence is busy until about 10PM - 4 AM. Whatever it is you all are purporting to do, it makes no sense to do it on a work day.


To the DONKEYS on Independence: I did not want to get in front of you just to get over. You were going to have to let me over eventually since the BASTID AZZ CONSTRUCTION COMPANY closed down one lane. I have to make a U-Turn in order to get to where I am going. I put my blinker on and still you DONKEYS ignored me. To the DONKEY driving the Honda, you kept making eye contact with me but would not let me over. BOO ON YOU!! To the OLD GEEZER DONKEYS in the Grand Marquis, you know you saw me!! BOO ON YOU TOO!! To the other DONKEYS in general on Independence who just let a sista become more agitated, may you rot in HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW HELL!!!!

http://www.angelfire.com/folk/heldts/donkey-2.jpg

To CT4: You have officially lost your mind today. LOOOLLLLL @ the donkey pic. CTHU, CTHU.

To CT4- HAHAHAHA! My bad, just felt like a tilte other than Happy Founders; Day.

To my job: Please make sure that a sisa gets a raise. MOre work and responsibilty + same pay= Bull****

To Mother Nature- PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE no snow.

That's all for now...

to mcdonalds: i am sick of your new "im lovin it" ad campaign. get over urselves. sure ur a multibillion $ company, but little known scret that youve been bankrupt for a few years. and learn to fill up my french vanilla coffee cup to the top, not some measley 2/3 the way. its not what i paid $1.49 for!

to northern weather, more specifically in nyc: whats goin on! i am tired of walking through slush, snow, and nearly slipping on ice. and decent, 35 degrees one day, and then 15 the next is not cool.

To tld221: I'm with you on the weather!

To Mother Nature: You have to stop with the 5 degree weather in the northeast (New Jersey). It's getting to be a little much. It's not cute anymore. While you're at it, no more snow either.

To CT4: Hee-Haw Hell and a pic of a donkey. THAT is classic. You are Officially Hilarious.

To my friend: I love you girl. I wish you'd leave that drug dealer alone. He's no good I tell you, no good! You're a college-educated woman and I know the pickins are slim, but you can do better!

To me: Would you just finish your paper from last semester and stop procrastinating!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!

To the store in the mall I patronized with my friend: I know it isn't a choice the workers made, or even a selection by the main office, and that there is a company that produces and selects the music played in your store. However there is no way EVER that Billie Holiday's rendition of "Strange Fruit" should be set to an upbeat jazzy tune, and played while people are shopping for clothes. That is an extremely important and telling song, and is not to be taken lightly. It is akin to having "The Color Purple" performed by clowns.

SHAME ON YOU TWICE FOR PLAYING IT ON Dr. King's birthday as well!!!

Don't think I am not writing a letter either, because it is just wrong wrong wrong.

To "Azucar" :rolleyes: Shaq:

This injury is getting tiresome. Get back on the court so that the Lakers can contend for home-court advantage throughout the playoffs. There is no way that the Suckas****o Queens should be ahead of you in the standings.:mad:

To BET, Tracey Edmonds, and the AZZ CLOWNS who are being spotlighted on College Hill: I have never really been embarrassed before by Black folk. But today 1.28.04, I am EMBARRASSEDEDEDEDEDEDEDED!!!!!!!!!!!!:o :o :o :o :o :o :o

rotflmao!

i didnt even watch it (i missed it, b/c of club meetings) but i knoew we would once again be embarassed.

anyway...

to ray j: word is youre replacing omarion in b2k...arent you like mid 20's? whats goin on? i mean, no matter what, when ppl hear "ray j" they will always say, "isnt that brandy's brother?"

to mother nature: what's really good? 6 more inches from last nite? youre workin my nerves. and then more snow on tuesday? :mad:

to mayor bloomburg: a week of tax free shopping is not enough! how about we make it permanent again? i was feelin that.

to amazon.com: why havent my books come in yet? i ordered them the 17th. thats almost 2 weeks now. my professore will be mad if i dont read the material...

to j: you know u fine. why wont u be mine? :confused: 02.14.04--bring ur beautiful self, ill bring everything else ;)

to s: are we still cool? u acting real shady to me. you stormed off today, didnt take the bus with me, and walked home, in the snow, at 11pm. did u really want to get away from me? :(

to nyu: why in the he!! are you fusing all the ethnic studies departments into one department? so now, ill have a "cultural studies" major, instead of an africana studies degree. yall are foul. and wheres my refund check????

To my former place of employement: Where the heck is my W-2? You're holding up the party! You have 2 more days. If my W-2 is not in my mailbox when I get home from work on Saturday, you best believe I will be in your lobby on Monday. I will be making a scene and you will probably have to escort me off the property.

Don't think I'm playing either. Do the right thing. Please don't make me haffa go up there:o

Tax Issues
 

To tnxbutterfly: You can report them to the IRS if all else fails.

To All Past, Current & Future Tax Payers (this could be you)...


Most of ya'll are cool peeps... and we, the tax preparers, are trying our best to give you the highest return LEGALLY possible. However, it is a few of you who need to know these important rules before you come into my office (for those of you who remember me, this is my “other” day job). And please don’t take this personal, even if I am a bit sarcastic.



1. Please have all paperwork, identification cards, social security cards for you and your DEPENDENTS with you when you come to my desk. Your time with me will be less than 35 minutes if everything is together and on point. This is especially true if you plan to itemize your deductions.

2. We must do your FEDERAL return first, then we will do your STATE(S) return.

3. If you made less money this past year than you have previously, then most likely you will be receiving a smaller return than you have before. Even with all your credits.

4. If you are a DEPENDENT and you paid at least $1 in taxes, then most of you will be eligible to fill out the 1040EZ form yourself and save on tax preparing expenses (which start at $60). Your parents CANNOT file your taxes for you, that is illegal. The 1040EZ is very easy and won’t take no more than 30 minutes of your time. Please remember to get the instruction book in case you need some help. Also, most tax preparing places will work with you over the phone free of charge to walk you through your return. You may also find volunteers at your library or local colleges and universities. If your return is $49 or less, mail in the return… if your return is at least $50 then it is worth it for you to electronically file your return. Some of you may qualify to electronically file your returns for free. And it is okay for the IRS to directly deposit the money into your account (which is better and faster)… that is all they can do. Follow the same instructions for your STATE(S) EZ or equivalent tax form.

5. If you are MARRIED, please do not come in asking me to file you as HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD because you are mad at your spouse for the moment (or permanently). The HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD classification was designed for single parents, widow(er)s, and other adults who support children and the elderly on an every day basis. You CANNOT claim your spouse as a DEPENDENT, regardless whether or not they’ve worked. Your options are MARRIED FILING JOINTLY (the best filing status ever) or MARRIED FILING SEPARATELY (the worst worst filing status ever).

6. Unless you live in a STATE that recognizes “common law marriages” you are SINGLE… file accordingly.

7. If you, your mama, your grandmamma and your daughter all live in the same house, only one of you can file as HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD. Chances are one of you “may” qualify, two of you are SINGLE and one or perhaps the rest of you are DEPENDENTS. Please settle these filling status issues before all four of your come to my desk.

8. Speaking of, please don’t ask me to change your filing status if you don’t like the amount of your refund. If you start claiming and “adding” stuff, I will delete your return and ask you to go somewhere else (most tax preparers will do the same).

9. If you lied to another tax prepared and they told you to go someplace else, DO NOT COME TO ME WITH THE SAME LIES! I, too will refuse to do your return with the option of turning you in to the IRS or another administrative agency.

10. Please DO NOT ATTEMPT to claim your cousins, your play/god children, your neighbors children or your baby’s father’s other baby’s mamma(s)’ children (especially if they aren’t his) as your DEPENDENTS unless they lived with YOU and YOU provided all of their support for ALL 12 MONTHS of the year as if they were YOUR OWN CHILDREN. These 12 months must include weekends, Christmas and other major and religious holidays and it must be every day of the tax year. The only exceptions to this rule are those children who have been placed with you by the courts and those whom are your LEGALLY adopted or foster children.

11. Once you or your child have been claimed by someone else as a dependent, that same child cannot be claimed by anyone else, including yourself. If this child has been claimed in error, please call the IRS to straighten this matter out. I will not be able to fix it on my end, even if you are telling me the truth (which I assume you are).

12. Please do not “lie” to me to get EARNED INCOME CREDIT… the IRS will be paying more attention to all EIC filers this year and will performs audits if necessary (see #1-11 for details). You will pay a fine or possibly go to jail for this.

13. YOU CANNOT GET CREDIT FOR PAYING CHILD SUPPORT!!! That is what you are SUPPOSED to do! However in some cases, you can get it for alimony payments.

14. If you pay a person to baby sit your children… the only way you can claim the child care credit is if you have the provider’s social security number or their tax id number. This person must report your payments as income in order to receive the credit.

15. If you are a care provider not recognized in your state as such, please give all of your clients your social security number, your legal name, your address, the address where these services were performed and how much they paid you (not what they owe you) for the services you provided. This is the only way they can claim the credit and you can claim items purchased for said children as business expenses. This includes taking them to McDonalds for a Happy Meal so save your receipts. And you must report the payments as INCOME to your and/or your business.

16. If you are a Drug Dealer/Trafficker, Amateur or Professional Thief, Gambler, Hired Hit Man, a Prostitute/Male Escort/Gigolo (outside of the State of Nevada), do a little sumptin’, sumptin’ on the side or if you have earned at least 1 cent of ILLEGAL INCOME guess what? YOU MUST REPORT IT ON YOUR TAXES!!! You are most likely able to eliminate, reduce or negotiate your sentence for your crime but your sentence for TAX EVASION is mandatory. If you don’t believe me ask Al Capone.

17. Unemployment checks and some select Social Security checks/benefits are income. If you don’t file these government issued checks, that is considered fraud and you can (or will) go to jail.

18. If you owe the FEDERAL or the STATE(S) governments back taxes, student loans or other miscellaneous fines or penalties, please tell me before I file your return. This will give me the opportunity to explain to you how the governments will confiscate all or part of your refund to settle debts to them and you will not be surprised if your check is a little late.

19. Most banks who provide loan services for your refund require a street address… this is true even if your address is a PO Box.

20. And last but definitely not least… please, Please, PLEASE do not wait until April 15th 2004 to try to file your taxes. For many of us, this is the last day of our employment and we go back to looking for jobs the next day or to our next seasonal job. This means that if something goes wrong, you will have to make an appointment for someone to help you and this usually costs more $$$.

I am not venting… I just feel the need to share some of my tax tidbits/information/concerns with the rest of you.

Have a Good Day America,

Your Neighborhood Tax Preparers.

Tax Issues II
 

To all the people who fit the description in #16 (and this includes Pimps, Hustlers, Child Pornographers, Racist Groups/Hate Organizations Leaders and Staffed Followers, those involved in the illegal selling and/or smuggling of human beings and everyone else I forgot to mention because it is 11:30pm EST: I WASN'T PLAYING! IF YOUR CRIME WAS COMMITED IN THE UNITED STATES OR IF YOU ARE A UNITED STATES CITIZEN, YOU MUST FILE YOUR TAXES!!!


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Guess What...
 

To ALL GC Members: I got accepted to Alabma A&M University :D

Re: Guess What...
 

To De6: Congratulations!!!! :)

To My NEW Car: Welcome to our family. We are really happy that you are here. We will take good care of you. You are comfortable, run very nicely, and I really love the heat and radio that you provide. I didn't mind getting you 2 new tires at Wally World yesterday because the nice man who sold you to me and Hubby told us that you would need those. You are just the car that we needed. Not like that other car that seems to hang around......:p

To The Hand-Me-Down-Cadillac: You are VERY lucky that Hubby and I can't afford to let you go right now. You still guzzle gas like it's chicken wing night at the Bigger Jigger and you are having your little shut down episodes a little too often for our taste. Keep it up and Hubby and I will learn how to get by on one car again while we sell you to the SCRAP HEAP!!

To My Son: Momma is so sorry that she was late picking you up from school yesterday!! Daddy and I told you that we had a surprise for you. Do you like it?

Re: Tax Issues II
 

To OthelloStreet: Wow, I learned something new. Thank You

To you know who you are: Now I made my appointment and you tell me that I need to call you when I am not going to keep it, but if I don't keep it then I will be homeless. So doesn't that mean I should keep the appointment so I don't become homeless? Then you get an attitude with me because it is early in the morning when I gave you other times when I am able to make the appointment and also you don't want to come down two floors by elevator because your next appointment is at 1:00pm. But you love to key into my appartment at 8:00 in the morning to drop off my packages, but you cannot make an 8:30am appointment.

To God: Due to recent events I understand now why I am getting an education.

To I: I hope you find a man quick because that is what you want. But just like I have been told and millions of others, you get what you pray for. I hope you find your happiness and please let our paths never cross again.

To S: You got on my last nerve this week. Let it not happen again.

To L: You hit a nerve too, but soon you will learn.

To M: I understand that you did not want to do any work, but honey that attitude will not work in the real world. Oh and I know your game, I was not born yesterday.

To my sister: Thank you soooo much for my new Vera Bradley tote! It made my week! I promise i'll be nice to you!

To my "supposed" best friend: it's been 2 weeks and we still haven't talked. We don't even make eye contact in the cafe', and u even talked to me on AIM last nite, but you didn't know it was me. I don't want to fight anymore, I miss you! :(

To J: You are a sick pathological liar, and I pray for your soul. Don't try to play me, or we will air ALL your dirty laundry out there! It sickens me to even look at you!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

To H: You are an amazing man, someone who i look up to and respect, if only you weren't 21!;) :(

To D and D: Thank you both for being my support system this semester. God truly does work in mysterious ways, but i'm grateful to have you!

To M: Why did you get a major 'tude with me on Tuesday? All I suggested that the schedule be change to reflect the fact that now we have 4 people in the office on Tuesday's and Friday's. Mentioning it the Friday prior is not the same as telling people the schedule is in effect. We can't read your mind and honestly all it would have taken was 2 seconds to change the stupid schedule.


To GOD: I know you know what you're doing, so I'm just going to keep on being chill and let you do your job.

TO B: You seem a little rough around the edges. I know we just meet and all. At least you were honest about your intentions, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt

To T: I stood by you when your ex cheated on you. All five times. Not a negative word exited my mouth. Now that my man seems a bit arrogant, you are concerned b/c I am "changing". WTF?

To S: I am so glad we talked. :) Te amo.

To the economy: You suck. Hugely. And it's all Dubya's fault.

To the place I sent my resume to: Can ya'll get back to me? Please?! I would make a great counselor for the kids! Can ya pay me between 32K and 36K b/c I have a degree AND experience? PLEASE??

To God: I love you. I dont understand why things happen to me at times, but I am learning to trust your intentions. And I would REEEEEEAAAALLLLY like the above-mentioned job. Thanks, God, you're the greatest.

I wrote the same lettter. I know "he got this" but a sista wants to be clued in. But, oh well. I just need to let his will be done in my life.


To MB: I can't flirt with you anymore. We've danced around so long that I've up and caught feelings. Darnit!

To dees so-called administrators...

I am tired of doing your job! EVERYDAY IT'S THE SAME THING!

I call the secretary from my room, b/c she and her office colleagues are too swamped to answer the intercom. I tell her that the kids way in the back of the school are roaming around like animals. The students are gathered back here horseplaying, etc. and are NOT being monitored. ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN. Like yesterday, there were more than 4 fights here! All kinds of deputies roaming around, but they (administrators) do not have any control of what's going on. Getting back to what happened, I phoned the office to send an administrator back here. I let the secretary hear what I'm hearing on my cell. She calls the administrators on the walkie-talkie to tell them a teacher called or whatever...dis one less than masculine SOB has the nerve to ask "what teacher"? You know I'm going to ask him what that has to do with anything. :mad: Instead of his azz doing his job, he's too dayum busy trying to make friends with the students so they won't call his azz out! YOSATAMFPAB! JUST DO YOUR JOB AS A DISCIPLINARIAN! Sidebar, I bet he's going to be shocked **itless that I heard that and will ask him about it. :mad:

YOU THINK THEY WOULD HAVE LEARNED FROM YESTERDAY! These kids are crazy and they do not value ANYTHING.:rolleyes:

When the bullets start flying....2D is getting in her car and getting the FREAK out of dodge....TRUST! :rolleyes:

Open Letter
 

To the Assessment Team at my place of employment: I know I am the only minority here and I try not to show my true colors on the regular but Darnit ya'll bout to make Lavita Alize Jackson Jenkins come out. How ya'll going try to play us like Willie Lump Lump and nem. First, our raises were supposed to be in effect the end of January. January has come and gone. Then ya'll get MIA to the end of February and come with the lame excuse that somebody found the salary and raise document and raises that were scheduled to be in effect March 2nd are on hold until "alledged" person comes forward and admits they located the file. And to top it off you asked if anyone knows you located the file come forward to HR......again were not Willie Lump Lump and nem around here. All I can say.....is if I don't get my well deserved raise I'm going to act a fool and gracefully leave. You constantly tell me we don't know what you would do without me.....well your time is about up Assessment Team. Don't mess with my child or my $$$$ because that constitutes me to act certified GEMINI :mad:

To Manly Beast better knows as my Dad's wife : Glad you recognized that me and my sisters aren't to be f'd with. We kept giving you warnings and did you take heed? Nope, so it served you right that we rolled up in there like some Gangsta B's told Daddy to take a seat because we was going to handle that disrespectable mess once and for all. Did you think MY DAD was going to take your side against his flesh and blood daughters. So 2 Sad 2 BAD .....Be MAD if you want to but I bet you won't be disrespectable to me, my sisters, or our children ever again in your natural lifetime.....or next time you WILL FEEL the WRATH! TRUST. You also like how my sister pulled rank and had my DAD remind you that if leaves here tomorrow you get nothing, you take care of nothing, and you aren't anylegal paperwork so Guess what...You get NOThING!

To my child's sperm donor: Everytime I think of you I want to gag. You stupid idiot.....Your not worth my pen and paper or stamp.....Just know thanks to ME your SON is the BOMB but you will NEVER EVA know this MAN! Oh, and why is your family trying to hunt me down? I ain't hiding. They haven't done not one thing for Lil Tez in 8 years so they can just put that funky money on your books because we Cool:cool:

*Hijack* Why am I trying to keep from chuckling at #1LL's post about Lavita coming out?

Neways:

To T. and M.: OK. Looks like you are coming to the ball. But don't expect me to introduce you around like I'm proud or something. I will be busy and really don't want to get the vibe of of "another brotha got away" :rolleyes: especially when I'm not comfortable with y'all's situation.

To the valet drivers: Why do you take so long to bring me my car? For goodness sake, I work in this building and you see me EVERYDAY, but somehow when I come out to wait on my car you forget who I am and have me wait 10 or more minutes while everyone else just walks up to their open doors. Then you have the nerve to look surprised when you don't get a tip?!?! Here's a tip, have my car waiting for me when I get off of work like you do for the lawyers and executives. I'm just as important as they are and we all pay the same price.

To the bellman: Stop flirting! You see the ring on my finger. You see my husband. So just give up. It's not fun, you're not cute, leave me alone!!! :mad:

To Musiq Soulchild: I love your album. You are the reason I like having a CD player in my car. Without you, the drive to work would be so monotonous.

To my manager: Stop eating onions before our one-on-one meetings. Or if you must eat them, schedule our meeting before you go to lunch.

To: George "W" You have had thousands of people including myself on pins and needles waiting to see if we have to go to Haiti, MAKE A DECISION! Its bad enough we have to spend months in war torn countries away fron our families, but to have to put our life on hold while you get your head out your azz is too much! AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN SERVE, YOU BUZZARD!

To Solange Knowles: Married??? At 17?? Wow, I didn't even know you had a boyfriend......Oh look a shotgun!;)

To My Coworkers: You people are so dull. I can't stand an ego tripping pencil pusher. Just because we are put in positions of leadership, does not mean we have to be rude or ugly. Get some class. You'd probably talk to me crazy if I wasn't in the same position as you all were...little do you fools know I was waiting tables just a year ago.

To J.H.: STOP TALKING TO ME!!!! When I take my headphones off, that is my Internet time, so STFU!!!! I ain't got time to be listening to you talking and giggling at stuff that makes yo nerdy azz laugh.


ETA: :mad:

To N.B.: Would you please stop that singing you are doing!!?!?!!? It sucks!! You suck! You are off key and a lot of other things. You are also loud. Oh and can you go shave that hairy chinny chin chin of yours. That much facial hair on a woman is not cute!!! :eek:

Re: Open Letter
 

This whole post had me ROTFLMBAO. Girl, do you need some water or something stronger;) :o to cool down with?

To Upper Managament: So why is it today when I looked at this week's schedule, the times for Tuesday and Friday were changed. I bet M pointed that out to you and you thought that was the best ideal she ever had. Funny when I pointed this over sight out on Tuesday, I got major 'tude:mad:
But of course M has her head so far up your butt, you need a crow bar to get her out.


To M: You are starting to work my 2nd to last nerves. Is it that you're not use to working with black people? You seem to treat us a little differently then you treat everyone else. You treat us like you don't trust us or something. I'm watching my back cause I know you love to run to management about the slightest little thing. Just don't wave the knife to close to me, k?