So I'm a little immature....
 

but I think this is funny and lately I need something just to laugh at......


Sometimes when you have a stressful day or
>week, you need some
>silliness to break up
>the day. Here is our dose...
>Follow the instructions to find your new
>name. Release your
>inner child. The following
>in an excerpt from a children's book,
>"Captain Underpants and the
>Perilous Plot of
>Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey:
>
>The evil Professor forces everyone to
>assume new names...
>
>Use the third letter of your first name to
>determine your New
>first name:
>a=poopsie
>b=lumpy
>c=buttercup
>d=gidget
>e=crusty
>f=greasy
>g=fluffy
>h=cheeseball
>i=chim-chim
>j=joliper
>k=flunky
>l=booger
>m=pinky
>n=zippy
>o=goober
>p=doofus
>q=slimy
>r=loopy
>s=snerkel
>t=tulefel
>u=dorkey
>v=squeezie
>w=waliford
>x=skipper
>y=dinky
>z=zsa=zsa.
>
>Use the second letter of your last name to
>determine the first
>half of your new last
>name:
>
>a = doodah
>b = tata
>c = giggle
>d = burger
>e = girdle
>f = baggio
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = cootie
>j = monkey
>k = petunia
>l = liver
>m = banana
>n = rhino
>o = bubble
>p = chico
>q = toad
>r = gizzard
>s = pizza
>t = gerbil
>u = chicken
>v = pickle
>w = chuckle
>x = tofu
>y = gorilla
>z = tinker
>
>Use the fourth letter of your last name to
>determine the second
>half of your new last
>name:
>
>a = head
>b = mouth
>c = face
>d = fuzz
>e = tush
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = hiccups
>k = butt
>l = brain
>m = tushie
>n = chunks
>o = honey
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = buns
>s = fanny
>t= sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = kisser
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = brains
>z = juice
>
>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new
>name is Goober
>Chickenshorts. Bill
>Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.
>
>Now when you FORWARD THIS... use your new
>name as the subject.
>And
>remember that children laugh an average of
>146 times a day,
>adults laugh an average of
>4 times a day.
>
>Put more laughter in your life!!!

I am crusty doodahpants- sounds really gross to me!

I am......
Ms Fluffy BananaFace.

zippy doodahlips??? :confused:

Allow myself to introduce...myself...

Loopy Chucklechunks:D

Loopy Bubblelips :)

When I had the Loopy Bubble part, I was hoping the ending of my last name wouldn't be "butt." :p

I am Poopsie Rhinotush!!:eek:

Loopy DoodahBuns :o

Hi, my name is Loopy Girdlefuzz :p

chim-chim doodah-tush.... wow lol

um yeah.....

I'm Booger Bubblefanny.


I'm gonna go kill myself now.

Yeah, I'm Booger Girdletush....

Dinky Doodahhead here! lol

I'm Booger Waffletushi.

***can I bang my head against the wall now???***:o

Poopsie Livertush checking in! :p

Chimchim Doodahtushie :)

Chim-chim girdlebutt.

Yeah, that sounds about right :)

Dorkey Doodahbrain

Hello, my name is Booger Cootiesniffle.

:)

Chim-chim Gizzardlips!!!

Hi, my name is Poopsie Bananasniffer!:D

Dinky Gizzardbrain....it sounds like a really bad cartoon character...

Howdy,

Goober Burgerhead here, damn glad to meet you!

hello my name is loopy cootiepants. :p

squeezie doodahbrain

Loopy Gigglechunks representin'! :p

RESIGNATION

I am hereby officially tendering

my resignation as an adult. I have

decided I would like to accept the

responsibilities of an 8 year-old again.

I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant.

I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks.

I want to think M&Ms

are better than money because

you can eat them. I want to lie

under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends

on a hot summer's day.

I want to return to a time when life was simple, when all you knew

were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you

didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you

worried or upset.



I want to think the world is fair.

That everyone is honest and good.

I want to believe that anything is

possible. I want to be oblivious

to the complexities of life and be

overly excited by the little things

again.



I want to live simple again. I don't want my day to consist of

computer crashes, mountains of

paperwork, depressing news,

how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones.



I want to believe in the power of

smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth,

justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.



So . . . here's my checkbook and

my car keys, my credit card bills

and my 401K statements. I am officially resigning from

adulthood.
And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me

first, cause........

......


"Tag! You're it."
Pass this to someone and brighten
their day by helping them
remember
the Simple things in Life.

((((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))
Hope Ya'll join me !

I am sitting at my desking laughing out loud at all of YOUR names!

Signed,

Tulefel Cootiefanny

where do i sign up???

Haha I am Loopy Doodahfuzz

This is rather amusing. I'm Zippy Girdlechunks. :p

Fluffy Bubblebrain???? Wow, those work together...but I don't like the implication that i'm slightly ditzy ;)

Much love to all of you!!!

From,

[COLOR=dark blue]Dinky Doodahfanny[/COLOR] ;)

hehe..I'm Crusty Chickenpants...I guess it could be worse..I could be Stinky Girdlesniffer!!:p

hahaha...I'm Chim-chim Chickensniffer

snerkel doodahbuns :)