Jail Dudes
 

**still debating whether to put this in the AW HELL 2 DA NAW thread but for now, LOL. . . here it is.**

This is a website where SINGLE WOMEN can find a mate who is LOCKED UP, on LOCKDOWN, taking showers where he bet not drop da soap, etc.

http://www.jaildudes.com/home.db

Here is a sample profile:
Name Edwin
Marital Status Single
State NY
Children 1 Girl
Age 36
Education High School
Birthdate 9/15/1966
Occupation Law Clerk
Height 5' 8"
Smoker Not At All
Weight 180
Drinker Not At All
Ethnicity African American
ISO Gender Female
Hair Color Blonde
ISO Age 21 to 50
Eye Color Brown
ISO Ethnicity Any
Release Date 10/28/2004


More About Edwin
I am down to earth, fun, high-spirited, open minded, God conscious, mature and honest. I enjoy reading, writing, watching movies and weight training. If you will give me the opportunity to get to know you I promise that it will be well worth your time and effort.

Classic Jail Pose Pic

http://www.jaildudes.com/00000195/image.jpg

Maybe I should try this. I can't seem to meet any men on the outside.... JUST KIDDING!

But just in case, do they have e-mail? Jail dudes make some funny a$$ penpals. They write the craziest stuff!

This is TOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! CTFU.

Dude is pretty buff though.... *lol*

Oh yeah, and to those that have friends locked up...DON'T SEND HIM A PICTURE OF YOU WITH YOUR GIRLS!!!! :mad: One of my friends from college did that and in the next letter she received her from boy, it included letters for each of her firends in the picture!!! :mad: There were addressed like this:

To the sistah on the right in the blue shirt.... *lol*

:confused: How do you know? :p :confused:

ROFLMAO ROFLMAO

My body would be tight too if I had all day to work on it! LOL

So Edwin doesn't care what ethnicity the woman is as long as she has blonde hair! Hmmmmmmmmm. :D

Ummmm.....http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-017.gif What had happened was that somebody had told me and let me read one of their letters and it was funny!

For real though, I have known people that spent time on lockdown. No one that I was romantically linked to because you all know that the Diva doesn't roll with that circle! They write all this foolishness about how they are going to get their lives right and love their ladies better and treat their mama right :rolleyes:, BUT GUESS WHAT?! One of my students has a boyfriend in a detention center and he wrote to her. For some reason, she thought it would be cool to let me read the letter. In two words, STRAIGHT COMEDY! :D

But where is his blond hair???? Boo.

LOL @ "the classic jail pose" :D

I've actually had someone write me from jail and it wasn't funny at all. I don't have a clue how he even got my address. All of a sudden, I started getting letters from him telling me how much he missed me and he couldn't wait to celebrate our anniversary. :confused: WTF?!?! He was my friend's boyfriend in the ninth grade. I never dated him or anything and all of a sudden in 1999 he started sending me letters. At first, it was kind of funny since most of it rhymed and it was corny. Then, he started talking crazy. He started saying stuff how he'd hurt any guy I had been with and that I was supposed to spend the rest of my life with him. He told me that the next letter would be the proposal letter. He even drew me a diamond ring.

The craziest thing about this saga is that now he is writing one of my best friends (not the one he dated in 1991). Once again, she doesn't know how he knows where she stays, either. I have to admit that his poems are still hilarious but it's a little unsettling that he is writing about how she's supposed to be with him and how he'll take care of anyone who tries to hurt her. We've actually talked about whether she should get a restraining order against him when he gets out. I told her that for now she should just not open his letters, mark them 'Return to Sender, Addressee Unknown", and contact the jail to let them know that she is receiving unwanted letters from him. He just seems to wierd to take any chances with.

This is EXACTLY what she should do, you never should take anything like this lightly because you never know...he could be serious! :eek:

OR, for the GC MEN....
 

"They call me Lil Gin. I am a Taurus who is looking for a nice gentle and understanding person who is willing to correspond with me. I hope that my incarceration won't scare you off because I really am a good person. I am a little quiet at times. I would really love to hear from you."

Name: Jennifer
Marital Status: Single
State: TX
Children:None
Age: 23
Education: Junior High
Birthdate: 5/3/1979
Occupation: Food Service Cashier
Height: 5' 3"
Smoker: Occasionally
Weight: 210
Drinker: Occasionally
Ethnicity: African American
ISO Gender: Both :eek:
Hair Color: Black
ISO Age: 25 to 40
Eye Color: Brown
ISO Ethnicity: Any
Measure: 46DD-40-44
Release Date: 12/15/2009

http://www.jailbabes.com/00001489/image.jpg

No silly, he WANTS a woman with BLONDE HAIR.
I am glad you saw this doesn't he look like a certain GRADE A BEEF young man from college? :o :eek: :p

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO @ the JAIL HOUSE WOMAN pic??!?!!? When did they get Tar-ZHAY Blankies and Vikkis undergarments?:confused: :mad: :confused: :o

Re: OR, for the GC MEN....
 

LAWD!! HAVE MERCY!! I think that whatever crime was committed should be posted as well.

OH my! :eek:

Maybe CT4 should change the title of the thread to Jail dudes and dudettes. LoL

I guess so now that men can find their QUEENS.

Don't step to ST if you've been in the slam
 

I will say that jail dude is diesel, but I'm damn near 40 years old and I am not going to settle for any man who's been under the control of the justice system.

This is too much! I didn't know inmates had web access much less digital cameras!

Looking at ole girls bio, does that mean she only graduated from junior high....WTH!!!!:eek:

I never noticed that until I read your comments. MY GAWD!! Maybe she attempted high school for a little while.

OK, there is http://www.jailbabes.com

Now I was sitting here fooling around and I looked at a few profiles of the incarcerated BLACK men. There were 44 BLACK MEN nationwide. However there are 540 BLACK WOMEN nationwide.

I know at first this was a comical thread, but there are 12 times more women than men.

**SMH**

oh and LADYGREEK, that HAIR COLOR was supposed to be the man's hair color but for some reason all of the Black men have BLONDE as their hair color. Their DATA ENTRY person screwed that up.

Here are some INTERESTING profiles:
http://www.jaildudes.com/profile.db?af=0&at=0&e=1&b=3


http://www.jaildudes.com/profile.db?...&e=1&b=70&s=10 (he is a time study analyst --
:confused: )

http://www.jaildudes.com/profile.db?...0&e=1&b=2&s=10

http://www.jaildudes.com/profile.db?...&e=1&b=65&s=20

http://www.jaildudes.com/profile.db?...&e=1&b=74&s=20

http://www.jaildudes.com/profile.db?...&e=1&b=67&s=40

Aww Damn...
 

I wasn't able to see this site until today.

I have a question: Now if these dudes are putting in their profile that they are the following:

Calm
Respectful
Loving
Friendly

WTH are you in jail for???

I think they are just trying to pull some heartstrings here. One profile I looked at said: "I do love traveling and countrysides and oceans but may never see them again. Help - set me free."

Umm. Naw man, can't do nuthin for you :o Unless you want somebody to DRAW those landscapes for you...

***edited***
Can somebody tell me WTF a sandblaster is? :confused: *SMH*

You know I just saw Chicago...
 

...so maybe there are more women, because they "killed off" the men. :confused:


"I didn't do it..."

Seriously, that stat is interesting.

Re: Aww Damn...
 

According to Dictionary.com:

sandblaster

n : a tool that throws out a blast of steam laden with sand; used to clean or grind hard surfaces

Thanks. That's what I thought, so he must operate this type of thing...

I've never heard anyone say "Yeah I do sandblasting for a living" :p

more women than men?
 

maybe the resources in women's prisons are a factor as to why there are 500+ "jailbabes" and less than 50 "jaildudes"... or maybe the women (1) are more technologically adept or (2) are more comfortable putting their business all over the internet!

i agree with Confucius:

Re: Aww Damn...
 

While I don't condone illegal activity of any form, I have to stand up for some of these brothas on this one. I don't know the exact statistics, but a SUBSTANTIAL amount of black men are in prison for selling drugs or other non-violent crimes. So, just because they got caught out there trying to make some quick money doesn't mean that they don't possess all of the above qualities. Now while I won't date an incarcerated man, I feel like Angie Stone ... to everyone of yall behind bars, you know that Bamboozled loves ya.

OK, did anyone read this week's Newsweek? The one with Beyonce, Star Jones, and Mellody Hobson ($$ expert) on the cover?? Well, if you have read the article and the round-table interview that follows, then you know what I'm talking about. In the interview, they had the three cover girls and Lil Kim and Terri Woods and Deborah Roberts at the table and Terri Woods made the comment that single black women should consider getting a man when he's coming out of prison. So...maybe someone should let her know about the website.

Ummm......how are these immates getting access to digital cameras and scanners and the Internet when in many states (like MI) school budgets are being slashed and the students and teachers are WISHING for things like this?? I don't seem to understand. :mad:

Re: Re: Aww Damn...
 

I was trying to be a smarty on that one but that didn't work...:p but I completely agree. I don't want anybody to think I'm being heartless, especially since everybody's situation is different.

While there are some prisoners who live better than me, I think that some (I hope) of these pics are from life before prison. Even though that still does not explain scanners and computer access.

PRISON SHOULD EQUAL PUNISHMENT, bottom line. If you want to rehabilitate, FINE but REHAB does not equal NIKES, STEAK. It means EDUCATION and COUNSELING.

I had a cousin in Federal Prison who got to see PPV fights, eat steak, learned how to play tennis, etc. and my azz is struggling.

HAAAAAAA...
 

Hey, I jsut thought of R. Kelly's profile:

Age: 35
Ethinity: Black
Sex: with GIRLS younger than 18

Desciption: I would like a girl (no women with good sense need to reply) who wants me to tell her that she reminds me of my Jeep. For her to know that age is just a number (not according to laws of Illinois and Florida) and ain't nothing wrong with a lil Bump and Grind (as long as your parents and the cops don't find out). She has to at least be able to count to 12 (so we can play). Also she can't be camera shy! I want that "Honey love" and when I say that I love you "I Don't mean it". I want to feel on yo booty with my ignition key. Hit me up with your address of your junior high or high school so I can write back.

I know that I am so wrong but... :rolleyes: :p :D


LaDeia
"...create footsteps for others to follow..."
- an old proverb

Re: HAAAAAAA...
 

CTFU. CTFU. CTFFFU.
:D

What about those incarcerated men....
 

....who either are in jail for crimes they didn't commit or white collar crimes? Would they still be ineligible for your love?

Some men are in jail b/c they have been framed and legal technicalities prevented their rulings being innocent.

Others are in jail b/c of embezzlement, "cooking the books", cyber-hacking, or insider trading. Would these individuals be marked for life like Hester Prynne as well?

I can see it now. A white collar convict on his first day in prison with hardened criminals. One inmate asks, "What you in for, punk?!"

White collar convict turns around slowly, with a Marlon Wayans-esque grimace on his face, and replies, "I said LOOK, [double-digit expletive]. Now I done hacked one computer website, and doggoneit, don't make me do it again, cause I will do it!

Just 4 laughs, yall

I am spending my Saturday night searching for a jail dude of my very own. :p I need a life. ;)

TTT/Florida
 

Florida has this little gick to compare people featured on the jail dude Web site:

http://www.dc.state.fl.us/inmateinfo/inmateinfomenu.asp

Re: Re: Aww Damn...
 

I hear ya Bamboozled, but in my book, selling drugs is a violent crime and black folks (or any folks) who do it get no pass from me. Drugs have cause much destruction in the Black community and I just could not be down with someone who thought that was alright. If you are selling drugs trying to get some "qick money" then you are stuck on stupid 'cause statistically most folks who do it go to jail. End of story. JMHO

Re: Re: Re: Aww Damn...
 

I'm with you, Eclipse. I just can't fluff off such activities, particularly ones which, IMO, have contributed to the breakdown of our family structure by rendering many young men unsuitable for marriage and financial contribution (not necessarily sole-breadwinning) to a family unit.

I agree with both Eclipse and Steeltrap. I was actually quite shocked last week when Bamboozled said that. It just did not sound like her @ all. I would be more prone to date a white collar criminal who was framed than a drug dealer EVER. I have family members on drugs (as we all do), have folks in my family who sold drugs and was imprisoned, and the destruction of the family has been compounded by drug use and abuse. There are too many mothers crying over their kids' dying.

Drug dealing is a VERY BIG THING. Money is tight for a lot of people, but selling does not have to be the way out. Hayle, my money is TIGHT but I have not hooked up with anyone to sell drugs and further destroy the community, nor am I contemplating getting on stage shaking my AZZets. I just keep pressing and if it means working 2 jobs, so be it. My CONSCIENCE will be clear.

Amen my sista Amen

Ya'll get an AMEN from me too. I am not down with folks who sell drugs. Yes, the economy sucks right now, but selling death and destruction to our children and our communities is not the way out. If you find yourself short on $$, get a second (or even third) job!!