Press Release on Trent Lott from Fred Hatchet
 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

CONTACT:
Dr. Brian Wilson
Committee to Elect Fred Hatchet
666 Damian Road
Amytiville, NY 13751

The Rev. Fred Hatchet Calls for Trent Lott to Resign Due to His Affiliation With the Cult Known as Sigma Nu.

Amytivlle, NY -- December 18, 2002 -- It is time that Trent Lott resigned from his position as both the majority leader and his senate seats. It is to the dismay of the most honorable Rev. Fred Hatchet that Trent Lott is a member of a system that is known for its cult activites. This system is known as the fraternity and sorority system.

In his headquarter, Rev. Fred Hatchett said, "It is bad enough that the cult system has taken over the President office with a DKE, now I just learned that Trent Lott is a SN. This must stop, for the sake of his soul, I urge Trent Lott to renounce his satanic ties." Dr. Brian Wilson reiterated his support for Rev. Fred Hatchett view, "This can not do, we must have god fearing leaders who are not part of cults."

The lady and her daughter also agreed with both Dr. Wilson and Rev. Hatchett, they released a statement in support by saying, "After our experience with the greek system and its cult activities, it is scary to think that leaders of this nation are members of the cult."

For Information: http://www.voteforfredsucka.com
Contact: Dr.Wilson@VoteForFredSucka.Com
Phone: 914-111-2345

It's on the internet so it must be true!

Re: Press Release on Trent Lott from Fred Hatchet
 

Crap, i'm in a cult???

Dang, my mother's gonna kill me!!

Kitso
KS 361

Re: Press Release on Trent Lott from Fred Hatchet
 

I am the only one laughing about the street number?
:D

Probably....I need sleep.....

is this funny? amityville isn't even spelled right

kate thinks that arya reaaaaaaaally needs to find a job :)

Re: Re: Press Release on Trent Lott from Fred Hatchet
 

Not to mention satanic... :eek:

Ahhhhhhhh. Nice job there. lol.

hey that was mean, this guy smokes more js than most ppl sleep (in hours) a day. Given the circumstance, i'd say this was quite ingenius.

Re: Re: Press Release on Trent Lott from Fred Hatchet
 

I talked to my mom, and she's cool about it. In fact, she offered to have a goat roast and sacrificial ceremony Saturday afternoon if anyone wants to come over

WHAT A HOOT!!! I guess this is appreciated by people with more than 100 or so posts!!! I started laughing the min. I saw FRED!!!
GOOD ONE!

Whatever happened to the Fred Hattchette for president campaign?

That campaign still going on. He's with the Save the Soul party.
As for amityville, sorry, just finished watching I'm Weasle and couldn't spell correctly.

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Let's make it a potluck! Everyone bring their favorite mascot to sacrifice and barbeque. dzrose and I'll bring a couple of turtles to stew. Amycat, Hootie....some of your roasted owl would be great! Shopgirl - got any or the awesome fricasseed dove you brought to the last goatroast?

Aaaah, nothing like a day spent with my demonic friends and sisters :)

I thought he was soundly defeated by Tom Earp. Or was that a different election?

Different election. Unless my mind was altered.

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Don't forget that the Pi Phis supposedly pierce initiates with a hot arrow since our name means "pierced by fire", so we'll be branding you guys after the meal.

I meant to post this a long time ago. Our friend Mr Hatchet has written a book about the evils of the greek system. I found it on Amazon.com. I haven't read it so I'm not sure how good or bad it is. I'll post the name of the book later.

For only $21.95, you too can own : "Coming Apart at the Seams:Bibilically Unravelling the Evils of Greek Fraternities and Sororities by Frederic Hatchett

I know what I'm asking Santa for Christmas:rolleyes: :p

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ssshh, Carnation don't tell anyone about that...the burn mark on my butt is sacred.

lol...this made me laugh.

If we're bringing over the mascots, I'm going to need some help. Anyone have some wild unicorns in their back yard?

I love the address by the way! lol

Lady Pi Phi-ssshh, Carnation don't tell anyone about that...the burn mark on my butt is sacred. :D

You do know that AX will be supplying the ritual background music. We will be the ones in the sacraficial togas. OH! Is it true that there's a chapter on Chucky's Bride really being "Hannah" in heavy make-up???

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Awesome.

Can you have your mom talk to mine? She needs some extra convincing. That whole strict Catholic upbringing thing.

Ooo, we CAN'T have a sacrificial ceremony without SNakes! ktsnake and I will be in charge of rounding up a whole barrel full of the slithery little guys. http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/snake.gif

Kitso
KS 361