Where'd E'rbody Go?
 

I went to...(finish it your own way!)

. . . . to Saks Fifth Avenue and bought 50 pairs of stilleto Manolo Blahniks and 25 pairs of stilleto Jimmy Choo boots. And, then I woke up and tried to figure out how to pay the rent for next month.

So I called my Homey Tyrone and said "HEY I Need about 800 dollars so I can............."

pay my rent because I spent it buying shoes that I don't need. He said he is broke as hell himself becuase of trying to pay for his up-coming wedding and that I should try calling their Delta friend . . .

Crimson Tide 4. But I didn't know her phone number off hand. So I went to look on the bathroom wall at the Alpha house to see if I could locate it. But........

...instead I found it wasn't there. So I called information and they told me that her number wasn't listed in the directory. So then I decided to...

go and donate my plasma for $50. Hey, at least I only need $750 now! Anyway, I'm feeling a little whoosey from giving plasm so I then......

...go home and took a quick nap. When I woke up, there's a vmail from Homey Tyrone and he wanted to know if I got in contact with CrimsonTide4 and then I called him back, he wasn't at home so I had to leave him a vmail. As I was leaving the vmail, my phone beeped and it was...

.... Dexter. He was crying because CT4 had shut him down yet AGAIN. I patted him on the back and told him that classy ladies like that come along only every so often. :) After he had stopped bawlin for a bit, I asked him about th 300 dollars I lent him last month to get his perm did. He told me he would send me a Western Union the next day. The next day I went to the mall to get it and........

wasn't there.. So I called Dexter to ask him where the money was and he reminded me that the perm money was a partial repayment for 500 dollars he loaned lovelyivy84 to get the hair removed from her back and toes. He then suggested that I can earn some quick money by...........

selling sodas out of the back of her car at the CIAA Tournament. I advised her that our folk should be more enterprising and suggested that she take lovelyivy84 - - - a woman with hair on her back and toes will surely attract customers. Who knows what . . .

mo' money
 

kinda money can be made from dat! And anotha thing she could do iz to get her gurl Steeltrap to barbecue! I heard she iz gallopin' gourmet, and can burn! Let me go see if she'll do it! Awwwh sheyiiit! My car wont start! Dayummmmm! 2D! Where's that...

bicycle. since the car won't start and i can't contact her on the telephone, i gotta get there by any means necessary. so, i'm on the bike and around the corner from the house, when all of a sudden...

I see some masked dudes robbing Bank of America. Ofcourse they're idiots, so one of them dropped a pack of $50s while running from the cops.

I walk over slowly to grab the money when I see my pastor. I think he was about to pick up the money himself, but he stopped dead when he saw me.

We chatted about the upcoming "New Memebers Dinner", but neither of us moved away from that money. Then the bank manager came out of the bank, grabbed the money and went back inside.

Hell, I was back at square one. I told my pastor "bye", hopped back on the bike and headed towards....

the local high school cuz that's where CT4 works. I know she should have lots of extra funds because of the recent law passed to give teachers a $500,000 cost of aggravation increase. As I'm chaining my Schwinn (the old school kind with a banana seat) to the railing...

I see Conskeeted from afar. I holla where you been hiding Mrs. Jones. She says that she is geeting over the heartbreak of an Alpha man and had to

go sleep with a Kappa and a Que just to make up for the loss of this one great man. After that she felt bad and ...

deciided to go down the Regal Beagle to get a drink after CT4 gets off of work. When we got there......

there was a lound Skee Phi coming from Ideal08. She said whaz up and . . .

she said, "whatz up frats. she told them about this rumor that was going around about conskeeted being heartbroken over an alpha man. she told them that she had just seen conskeeted having dinner with this fine brother and that she did not look as if she was heartbroken over anybody. she also told that she asked conskeeted about the rumor. conskeeted told her that some crazy a%$ man named FAIRFIELD started that mess and to just look over him. The fine brother that was with conskeeted took her to the dance floor and ......

we did it all night!
 

We danced the next 4 songs, then left to get our night thang on. We went to get something to eat on the way to my place. We got comfortable, watched some videos, then...

Uh Oh!!!
 

Novella knocked at the door! I had to think of sumpin' quick, cause Vella wasn't goin' fo da dumb! I eased the door open and told her...

I can't have company because my sugar is actin up and she might catch something. But she didn't believe me. She said she didn't believe me. She heard that I was throwing a party and I had enough ni##az in here to make a Tarzan Movie! After I assured her that I was sick, she then decided to..........

bust up in my crib without me inviting her. First, Vella saw a bra hanging from a lamp shade. As she continued to look around the room, she saw pink panties with an ivy trim. After that Vella began to call me a dog but I said no, I'm an Alpha. She said that shyt ain't funny and

...how in da hot hell did i get involved in this chit? How about I leave now?

***exiting***

Dayum!
 

...went the hell off on me! She told me I know how she rolls! and I told her it aint like it looks! That's when I took her in my arms like I do, and she melted right there. She told me she still mad, but she still love me too! Now get that ho outta my apartment. I told her she was there with my boy and he went to get them sumpin' to drink. I told her I'd be over when he gets back. She left, and I went on and bent her up!:D

...to cort for a descrimenacion cace!

I hope you don't take this serious...
 

cause it was all in fun. I apologize if you do. I was just bein' silly. I thought everybody that would post to it new that it was all in fun. I knew you hadn't posted; and I wanted to get as many cool peeps in it as possible; much like they did with the how come thread.

Again, it was all in fun; and I hope you can understand.

i know...
 

mmmmmhummm... PROceed :p

....sunday school today after my church's 8:30 AM service and taught my 8 year-olds about Romans 1:1-20. Then I went to my mother's church for communion. Mom, Dad, and I then went to Red Lobster in Columbia and gabbed. Before going home, we went to Ford, Hyundai, VW, and Chevy dealerships to look at prospective new cars for me. I hit a dear with mine on this past Tuesday. :(


Tomorrow, I start another awesome week running the adult ed program.

I hope all of you have an awesome week, too.

In Christ,
J5K :)

The End - I guess

AND!!!...
 

Just as I was comin' outta da shower, Nella knocked on the door! I couldn't believe she came back! I was woe out too!:D So I...

... The night was still young, so I asked her if she wanted to go to a party...:p She said...

first thangs first!
 

Tell me what jumped off up in heya FIRST; THEN talk ta me 'bout goin' out! I was like dayum gurl! You don't trust me now, huh?:D It aint that deep!
I told you that was MY BOY'S THANG! Let dat dere alone! Now let's git outta heya! She was like "uhm", and we went on. We got our drink on, and the dj played four of our favorite songs. We was on the floor ballin' yall! And den, we went and got somethin' to eat, and went back to the den. When we got there, she was like...

Re: first thangs first!
 

... goodnight! lol

No she wasn't!
 

:D

She was like "Venga aqui, popi!"; and it was ON!!!
The next day, my boy came ova early in the morning, talkin' sumpin' 'bout...

...sleep and cookies. I was like man you are buggin'. So, I led him to the refridgerator and then he saw...

...that the television was on. He went to the living room to watch cartoons. I wanted him to leave so I lied and told him his girlfriend had called. I told him that she wanted him to come home immediately. He left. Then I ....

called The Original Ape
 

and told him to hurrry so we could get this booty call on! :D