The Biggest Insult You've Even Been Given
 

The worst insult I distinctly remember is when I was studying in England a few years ago.

It was my first time riding a bike on the road with cars, OK. I remember I was on the left side of the road trying to turn to the right side but there were many cars behind me. I hesitated a few times whether I should turn - All of a sudden a car drove next to me, with a lady scrolling down the window (she was not the driver) and yelled: "What do you think you are doing you silly cow??" and disappeared from my sight.

Gee - I knew I was a silly cow but I didn't even have the time to say "F*** you bitch" back to her.


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Insults really don't bother me (hey, I get em flung at me all the time by some chronic idiots on GC :rolleyes: ), so I can't really think of one that stands out.

But... I remember one that greatly insulted my cousin Lori. Lori's on the heavier side and her boobs can literally poke someone's eye out... 40DDs to be exact.

One day I was in her room and I picked up one of her strapless bras. I was shocked at the size of it...so out of curiosity I position her bra on my butt to compare sizes.

My BUTT was the SAME SIZE as Lori's BOOBS.

She saw what I had done and I could tell she was hurt. I didn't intend for her to see it, but the damage was done and I apologized for it. She eventually got over it (I think).

Hmm.....well, I remember when I was in the eighth-grade and a girl who I thought was my friend told me "You are a really hard person to be friends with." That has stuck with me since then. Every once in a while I wonder "Ack! What is so wrong with you? You must have a shitty personality!" Plus, I wonder if sisters are really my friends or just trying to tolerate me. :(


The biggest one, which may seem stupid to people, was given to me by my track coach during my junior year. We were at an away meet and it was really cold outside. I was just messing around and doing some sprints when this coach told me "You better stretch out...it will take a long time to loosen up those big thighs!" Let me point out that yes, my thighs are big. MUSCULAR big...I am built like a gymnast. Like most women though, I freaked out at this comment about thighs. This comment was one of triggers to the downward spiral of anorexia. (Hey, I'm ok now though. And my thighs are still big ;) )

Lesson to all men: Tell your girl she has sexy thighs. It will make her day.

My Highschool Guidance Counselor

"You'll never make it in college... you better apply to a secretarial school"



Check out my degree Count Bitchula!

The Department chair for my major at my old college:

"You'll never pass this class if you stop studying to go out and play soccer" - huh, how did he know????? (and it was only an hour)

"It doesn't matter if you have a 4.0 you will never hold a job in this industry" - check out the job I have now!

Easily, the comment made by my ex-roomates from HELL who told me, when I informed them I was getting the hell out of DC and moving to ATL---

"You know, DC really is the place for people with backbones and strength--ATL is much more of the place for sorority girls that need their mommies and daddys"

Funniest thing, now though---I realize that
A--I am sooooooooo proud to be a sorority girl, especially an AOTT
B--the fact that I am super close to my parents, but can still live 9 hours away, is a sign of maturity and strength
C--I am soooooo much happier in a place WITH sorority girls, who have strength and backbones, who love their parents, than I would be in a place with self reliant, self absorbed, selfish, anti-greek witches.
So, I guess my roomates were partially right--If I am a sorority girl who loves her parents, SO BE IT!

from my high school principal....

" do what ever you can to stay out of the math field..."

from the guidance counselor as I was trying to test into college....

" your gpa isn't good enough for that school."

My gpa was 3.57

from a woman I met after moving to live with my husband...

" have you thought about joining weight watchers?"

That last one is my favorite. I will admit that I'm not as thin as I used to be, but I am by no means grossly overweight, and my weight was gained in pregnancy. To top that off, this woman had known me all of FIVE MINUTES.

A lot of these are from girls, but guys get insults too...

From my 6th grade basketball coach:
"I don't want to put you in, but I have to"
-I never played a organized sport after that season.

From my counsler when I was getting information on transfering schools:
"You're going to get rejected"
-It was so nice to go back 4 months later to tell the bitch that I DID get in!

I just thought of another one...

my 4th grade teacher...

"you'll never make it past 5th grade."

I was on an honors list the entire following year. My final payback to her was going back to the same district as a sub. In her class.:)

I should have taken a camera to record the look on her face when she saw me....lol.

OTW ... no offense, but I laughed my a$$ off when I read your post :D

that I'm a no good, typical blonde bitch ... ahhh ... breakups always provide good opportunity for entertainment ...

I don't generally let insults get to me...
Afterall I grew up with two brothers so of course I got insulted a few times more than most my friends!

Anyways---

In 4th grade my science partner (Marc) and I were about to do our presentation on the planet Uranus. Right before the group infront of us finished Marc turned to me and says, "You've got a big nose."
I about started crying but had to get up and present our project anyway. Looking back I think it's pretty funny because no one else has ever said anything about my nose and he had the biggest gap in his front teeth! I think he still does :rolleyes:

Another one that happened in 4th grade was when this kid (Will) came up to me after Christmas and said I was Dolly Parton because I had a big chest. Sadly, I'm still only a B cup and really wasn't that big back then. Too bad he's still like 5'2! :p

Finally this last part of the year I had a terrible time with my boss trying to make my life a living hell just so I'd quit. One night he and the assistant manager took me upstairs to tell me that they'd notice an attitude in me (jee- wonder why?) and when we were about to finish the manager said that when I was a bitch I was a bitch...
Too bad that when I quit I wrote the company and complained about sexual harassment and mental harassment (yes that is a valid write up). My roomie (who works there still) mention my name the other day to someone in the store and evidently the manager said she was never to mention my bleeping name again. I think I got him into some trouble ;) :p

To 4th grade boys that is a compliment, not an insult. A very high one at that.

When I was a sr in high school I dated a real jerk, but his roommate was worse. His roommate would always comment that I was too pale, and I wasn't mature enough bc I didn't wear thigh highs with garters instead I wore pantyhose with my skirts. Apparenlty I wasn't woman enough. AT the time I was blonde(before I went brunette). The guy I was dating said I looked like Christina Aguilera and she happened to be on MTV. James, the roommate comes downstairs and sees her and says," She is so ugly." I felt my face get red and for hte longest time I felt ugly. Not that James was all that he was skinny and about 5'7 and shaved his body bc he rode bikes and it made it easier to clean if he fell.
I live in Colorado and I get really dry skin( I am finally buying products from teh Body shop to cure this). I had the 3/4 sleeve shirt going on and this guy in my psych class said.," God lana you have really dry skin." That was my senior yr as well. I felt embarressed. Why do people always point out the things you already know?

I know exactly how you feel! In 3rd grade PE we were playing volleyball, and the teacher told me I was "hopeless" and made an example out of me in front of the whole class. I hate volleyball with a passion to this day.

ew pe brings back horrid memories in elementary school. My gym teacher hated me (1-4th grade) and I was the slowest runner and could barely last long enough. I would get in trouble bc i didn't have laces for my shoes- they had broken (then of course if I forgot tennis shoes I'd have to go sit in a little box made of tape in the gym).I detested running, but in high school I tried out for the cross-country (long distance running) and made varsity. I ran cc for two yrs and then I switched to drama. I even lettered- I wish I could have shown her-haha, but I went to school in MN not CO.

Religion
 

I got a remark about my religion, he got the wind knocked out of him.

-The ever lovable Rudey

My biggest insult probably happened about a week ago. I was sitting in my medieval history class, and we were talking about how Christians were persecuted in the early middle ages, etc. I'm a Christian, so I've studied a lot about Christian history, thus was answering a lot of the questions the teacher asked. About halfway through the class, he asked...

"What are you, some kind of Christian?"

Meh! >_<

He said it like it was a bad thing, too! I was like, "What the...?" Here we are, in a class talking about how religious persecution was a bad thing, and...

Oi.

When I lived at home, I was the only member of my family who attended church at all. I was extremely active in the church I attended.

A year ago, I remarried and moved about an hour away. The closest church of the same denomination is almost that far away, so I got some suggestions from my pastor and found a new church much closer to my home.

At Christmas, the pastor of the church I had attended before the move contacted me and invited me to the Christmas Eve service. I can't tell you how excited I was to know I would be in the area (because my family has always done the gift exchange on Christmas Eve).

Well, I get home for Christmas Eve, having been told the exchange would start at 6:00. The service was scheduled at 7:30. I get to my mother's house early to increase my chances of getting to the service. I had told both of my parents about my plans, and my dad totally understood. (Even though the last time he was inside a church was probably about 14 years ago, he understood how important this was to me.)

By 7:00 there was still no sign of the START of the family celebration. As it turns out, we were waiting for my oldest nephew to get there, and he wasn't due until 7:30 or later. My dad explained to my mother that I had intended to go to church, and that he thought it would be nice to let my husband and I do our exchange so we could go. My mother looked so hurt, as if I had never mentioned it to her at all. This was not the case, but I'm sure she had a lot on her mind hosting all of us, so I said nothing to keep the peace.

Everyone who was there heard that I was planning to leave, and my oldest brother asked why I wanted to go to church of all places. His exact words.... "who would want to go to CHURCH at CHRISTMAS?"

By the time things started to settle, the service at that church was well under way, and quite possibly over. Needless to say, I didn't make it. The service at my local church had been scheduled for 6-6:30 that evening, so I had missed it for the exchange as well.

OK this not the biggest insult ive ever gotten ( refuse to say those) but it comes pretty close...

My mom: " I didnt think you wanted to go to college, infact I thought you wouldnt make it through college and would drop out after your first year."

I love her, but can we say...ouch. Ha Ha! Proved her wrong though ;)

WHAT? I love you but your are so nice:confused:

DAH yep this really Happened!:confused:

Yep Opt Billy hell with shining armour!:cool:

One of my exes told me that I wasn't "ready to go to college" just because I hated living in a cubicle-sized room and I wanted to go home on the weekends instead of staying there doing his homework. Hello! I scored ten points higher on my ACTs that he did, my grades were tons better, and I was light-years ahead of him in emotional maturity. I thought about getting mad at him, but decided it wasn't even worth the effort so I dumped him instead.