Things you want to say
 

but the time's never right...

Do you have a good story that you've always
wanted to share or a bit of information that you want to tell everyone, but the time never seems to be right? Let's use this thread for all of those random bits of info that don't seem to fit anywhere else.

I once went out with someone for three months, and we had gone on a date for a few hours, and I suggested we cut the date off short, and
go home, because she wasn't feeling well.

She said, "Didn't you have a great time?"

I said, "No, not really."

She said, "Maybe we shouldn't have gone out because of my sinuses."

I said, "It isn't the sinuses, in fact, I'm just plain bored, in fact, you've been kind of boring lately."

She said, "Fine, get out of the car." (She drives, I don't.)

I got out of the car, had to take a taxi home, and never heard from her again.

MORAL: Never tell someone they're boring while a passenger in their car.:D :D

LOL, that is funny.

Ok, so ALL the time I want to tell one of my friends that she is the biggest hypocrite I know. I also want to tell her that she and I can't possibly get an apartment together after I graduate. But I haven't gotten the guts to tell her either of these things.

I'd love to tell my boyfriends sister that she is just a whacko, but that's not really appropriate. Your head hurts after trying to have a conversation with her. Her views are so strong and strange that even the hippies would have disowned her!

yeah - i have this freaking insane aunt, she's a religious whackjob. She actually started a conversation with me at thanksgiving like this:

"So Rob - with all that new genome-mapping stuff and all the new scientific information, how do you feel about it pretty much disproving evolution?"

Later, after I'd cleaned up the turkey I'd spit all over my father due to shock, I tried to explain to her the latent lunacy in such a statement . . . she was not having it at all, and kept using the bible as a primary source. Sorry! Doesn't work in a scientific discussion - this is the same book that gives the value of pi as 3 (apparently God doesn't use decimal places) . . . now I consider myself a fairly religious person, but doesn't it make more sense to reconcile your faith with the workings of the universe, and not the other way around?

Can't wait for Christmas, when I'll most likely have to listen to her nascent whinings about some topic, using "stuff i read on the internet" as her proof (along with, of course, random biblical passages that don't say anything even out of context).

Ok here goes....

To tell my mom Im 22 and not 4 anymore, and that, in ways she has become ignorant and just b/c it happened that way with her doesnt mean its the same for me or anyone else.

To my "clique" from HS....
1) you all tell me that I dont act mature, just b/c I like to be silly, well shove it.
2) Dear, we really DONT want your bf coming with us everywhere, whenever we go out and he is an obnoxious jerk, like everyone says :)
3) Youve become the world's biggest B&%^$ since you joined a certain group and got around certain people. Just because you live in a 1200 dollar a month apartment (which you cant afford and mommy and daddy are paying for) doesnt make you better than the rest of us. We miss the old you. We dont care that you have new friends we all do, thats life. We just want you to appreciate us as much as we do and have you, ya know like you use to. And dear the anorexic look doesnt suit you.
My biggest one with them.... I LIKE SPORTS AND ILL TALK ABOUT THEM IF SOMEONE ASK ME TOO, IF I WANT TOO. What I wanted to say to one after she said something to me about talking about sports... Maybe you could keep a boyfriend if you did.

OK i know some of those are mean, but believe me... people tell me im too nice and this is what I hold in. Also if you met them, youd feel the same way. I really am a good friend. Sometimes tooo good ;)

"NO, I do NOT have breast implants nor have I gotten collegen injections in my lips!"

I don't know if it is because these procedures are so common in the area in which I live or what, but people around here feel no shame in sidling up to me and asking who "did your boobs" or "where did you get your lips done?" and I think it is obnoxious!

Then when I tell them I haven't had either my boobs or my lips altered, they kind of wink and nod or say "Fine, don't share" or something dumb like that. :rolleyes:

And while I'm bitching, what is it with big lips now? Why weren't they en vogue when I was a little kid and the other kids used to call me "liver lips"???

ROTFLMAO... Killarney, I've had the same thing happen to me. Most recently, I was at a bar with my boyfriend who had just gotten up to order another pitcher. I was left alone for 2.2 seconds and this random guy comes up and says, "Hey Baby... Who did your lips?"

My answer? "God." :cool:

oohh LMAO that is too funny! I'm in the semi-same boat. I'm the only blue-eyed blonde in a family of brunettes with hazel eyes (I think I actually belong to the family across the street), and to top it off, my eyes are DARK blue, kinda strange-looking yet cool because the rest of me is so pale. Strangers like to ask me questions about the way I look. Here are some answers:

Stranger: Where did you get that blonde hair?
Me: Neiman Marcus

Stranger: I like your hair, do you dye it?
Me: Nope, I grew it myself with a little help from Mom and Dad

Stranger: You must wear contact lenses
Me: Yes, I do...otherwise I'd bump into things

Sigh

My random rants:
1. To my mom- I know I might be back at home for the break but I am 20 years old. I have been at college for almost three years. I am not use to having a curfew. If I want to come home after 1am, let it be!
2. To this guy that was in one of my classes just this past semester- Ok, so you're good looking. We can see that. But, talking about yourself so loudly so that the classroom next door can here is just plain stupid. NOBODY CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU CAN LIFT AT THE GYM!!! GET OVER YOURSELF!
3. To my exboyfriend- I cheated on you! And I loved every second of it!!!! :p
4. To my ex best friend- Your boyfriend is a jerk. We'd still be friends if you weren't so attached at the hip to him. And, btw, love how we don't talk for 6 months and the month before rush began you randomly decide to call me to talk to me about maybe getting into ZTA. Remember how I told you that there must have been a glitch in the system and that's how you got cut? The glitch was me.
5. To rude people- Yes, I am naturally thin. No, I don't diet. And, yes, this is my natural eye color! :rolleyes:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

My own:
1. To my freshman year roommate: You are hands down the most negative person EVER. Grow up, smile once in a while, and quite spending so much time focusing on other people's lives.

2. To my quasi-best friend: I don't know you anymore... when I tell you that my stepsister just died and you respond with "I had so much fun at the club on E this weekend," that's not friendship. Think beyond yourself once in a while.

3. To various people walking around campus: Spandex is a privelege, not a right.

To the extremely overweight bitchy lazy girl I work with-Girl you should NOT be in stretch pants with a tucked in shirt-we work with CHILDREN for pete's sake! And if you get off your f*cking register again I will tie your ass to it!!!!!

To my ex-boyfriend who put me $2000 in debt-If I could maim you I sure as hell would!!! And give me back my car I paid for!!!!

To the loser guy at work who has a huge crush on me-You have GOT to be kidding, you really believe you have a chance with me, you poor thing.

To my boyfriends ex-wife-You call my cell again you annoying bitch, and I will come down there and slap you til you cry!!!!

Yep, those are all extremely mean, I know, that is why I would never actually say them. I just think them a whole lot!!! Well, I may say the last one.....

SWEET JESUS GIRL! Calm your ass down before you blow a gasket or something!;)

Yep, but I feel much better now!!!;)

LOL this guy I was seeing, upon his first exploration of my chest would not believe me that they were real. I'm all do they look fake??? And he's all "Kinda." Sheeeesh!

Oh geez....

To Brent's psycho ex #1: It has been 12 years. Get over it. He didn't ruin your life, YOU did by being a stupid spoiled psycho bitch, not to mention that you are ugly. The only reason any guy ever looked at you was because you had boobs the size of basketballs....and you were stupid enough to go get them reduced!!!!

To psycho ex #2: It has been 10 years....get over it! I did not steal Brent from you, you drove him away by being a cheating slut. He'd had a crush on me for six months before he even started dating you, so naturally when he realized he had a shot with me you were history!!! Why on earth would he want a little garden troll like you when he could have me??????? For God's sake, even your good friend and sorority sister ditched you for me!!!!!

To MY psycho ex: I repeat, it has been 10 years, get over it!!!! We are not going to meet at a reunion, lock eyes from across the room, and run away together. I KNOW that's what we said we were going to do, but that was when I was 17 and still thought pegged pants and shoulder pads were cool!!!! I think you are an immature, insensitive jerk for not so much as acknowleding my mother's death with a card or something.....even your mother who hated me came to the calling hours!!!! Do not stake me out at work or anywhere else ever again or I am going to let Brent do what he wants to do to you!!!!!

To my aunt: I am not a therapist. I cannot bear to talk about our various health conditions at all times. I cannot bear to talk about my mom's death all the time and what could have been. The doctors did not kill her, she killed herself by spending half her adult life overweight and out of shape and not taking proper care of herself when she knew she had diabetes. You are walking down the exact same path and if you would quit worrying about getting heart catheterizations and every damn test known to man and just get off your ass and lose 75 pounds and do something with yourself you'd be ok. If you are still having panic attacks, you need to try Paxil. If you are still having high blood pressure, you need to ask your doctor about an ACE inhibitor. I cannot do it for you.

I have three or four others to rant to but I think I will hold it in

OK I'm not usually really good at getting my anger or frustrations out but nows a good a time as any.
First: To the not so wonderful roomate from this summer who happened to be a very close friend and sister who felt the need to go spreading bullshit rumors about me thinking I would never find out. Next time don't tell one of my best friends. And then try and act all nice to my face. Plus you know me just as well as anyone and the shit you were talking about me you know is the furthest from the truth than anything.
K..Second: Why is it that a guy who you give your all to and he is totally oblivious (sp?) to it while it is happening suddenly when he doesn't have you decides he is madly in love with you and wants everything to do with you. Thats just annoying. You had me then and then you lost me. Deal with it.
Third: I agree with a lot of you about when you are home and mom still wants to treat you like you are still her little 5 year old. Hello mom im 20 years old. In fact in about 3 weeks I could be sitting at a bar with you having a drink. I think that kinda disqualifies me as your little girl. But I do still love you.
And when you think you are away from the drama when you go home it seems to follow you. I'm sure many of you know what I'm talking about.
OK I feel a little better. Although there is still more that I would love to say but just not yet...a little at a time.
Does anyone else feel like they are being kinda harsh on this...or is it kinda stress relieving to get it out?

Agreed..
 

but adding in my best david spade voice,

if its 1991.

Where's your campus, staten island?

Note: Not a slam on you, just those who think its ok to wear spandex after 1991. And for those who arent familiar with the NYC area, SI is where your most likely to see spandex STILL being worn. Also the place most likely for it to be acceptable to wear spandex.

Mine...
 

My confessions/apologies....

Anthony - I am sorry i fu*ked up and told a few people about you and her messing around. I didnt know everyone would find out about it. I forgot how some of our brothers LOVE to run with that kinda $hit. I was jealous. Simple as that. I was in a bad place in my life. I have apologized to you, and you have accepted, but its not the same. I hope I havent lost you as a buddy. You were a good friend, we had too many good times getting drunk at Howl together. If you dont wanna be like old times I understand. I am dissapointed, but I understand. I did screw up. :(


Matt - god damn it. I wish the circumstances had been different. I am sorry I came off that way. You were a great friend and wanted nothing more than to be my friend. I thought you wanted Dawn. I treated you like shit. I was 17 and a DUMB ASS. I have always felt bad for it. 10 years later it still bugs me. I learned from it tho. And I now respect people for who they are. :(

Clarissa - What can I say. I was an idiot who treated you like a dog. We had great times, and I wanst man enough to admitt that I wasnt as interested in you as you were me. It freaked me out. Thats why I acted the way I did. Someday, I hope you can forgive me. I still havent forgiven myself, and its been 6 years. :(

slams:
Trae - get the fu*k over yourself. You can create whatever image you want and sell it to which ever new members you care to, but dont try and pawn it off on me. 1, I knew you when. 2. I brought your ass into the chapter - have some respect. 3. Dont insult me by pretending to be it. you aint never gonna be it. We can disagree on the issues, but you need to respect MY right to not see things your way, as I respect you right to disagree with me. Look it up online, its called being an adult. Give up the game. I was playing it when you were at 8th grade Prom. I'm gonna win, so play like Enron and just quit. Also, QUIT controlling everyone else around you. Frankly, its pathetic. Specially when we all diagnosed your paranoia about a year ago. The whole chapter knows your mom is whack in the head controll freak and your dads a full on pussy, ala her whipt little bitch. She treated your older sis like shit, and she treated you like shit. yep, it DOES flow downhill. So quit exercising the only controll you feel you can by controlling those lower on the food chain, the NM's. Its so very sad, because the rest of us have it figured out and are all looking at you like the injured deer that just got hit by a car; SO SAD and we hope it dissapears into the woods to save us the pain of having to watch it suffer.

Denise F. - get your head outta your ass. I am about to skate. You aint gonna find no one else who'll put up with your $hit. Youre gonna end up in10 years on a greek posting board bitching about how you screwed up and lost me forever. I am giving you till my birthday to step up. tic toc tic



kudos:
To Kenneth - youre the big brother I never had. you were there for me when my family wasnt. We've been brothers for YEARS now and youre one of the most important people in my life. I dunno what I'd have done if you werent there to bail my ass out time and time again.

Trico - Youre a probably my best friend. thanks for letting me move in for the month till my new apt is ready. Always there with a smile, beer and an eager ear to hear all my BS. probably the best drinkin buddy a guy could ever have. you understand me like no one does. Thanks.

Just a few more...


Rouzbeh: LEAVE US ALONE. Sorry that since you aren't happy, no one else can be. Rob and I are in a great realtionship. You aren't going to break us up, go away.

Pete: You smell. That about sums it up.

To the old, senile guy at work: I'm not your bitch. You are perfectly capable of making your own copies and talking to photographers on projects YOU set up. Retire already.

to the technician that complains about being overwt. all the time then goes next door to Dunkin Doughnuts and gets a dozen-put up or shut up. Don't tell me that thin people are unhealthy-you have no rt. to talk. How can you stand yourself??? Either get off your soapbox and onto a treadmill or shut the F*** up.

To the stupid receptionist that feels I am too hard on her. If you weren't such a frickin b**ch and didn't f*** up so much i wouldn't be hard on you. And I would think twice before complaing about me to the boss's wife as I have much more clout (sp?) than you ever will and I will make your life a living hell if you cross me.

To my best friend who complains about not having any savings and then goes out and buys a 1500$ computer-hello, the definition of saving is not spending-why do you not understand this???

Also to my best friend that is dating someone rt. now and only finds time to call me when he is out of town. If and when you guys are no longer together I will be there for you-but when I want to, when i have time, when I am not busy. I will show you the same courtesy you have shown me.


Damn that feels good!!

And to the SallieMae corporation whom I just got off the phone with, thank you for that 1% interest drop you opted to give me since I have been paying my school loan on time for the last four years, but you really mad me unhappy by the fact that you will not reward me by decreasing the monthly payment but just by the overall amount I will end up owing you.. Thanks soooo much, now instead of owing you 200,000 I only owe you 180,000 -whewwww that makes me feel so much better:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

This just makes me all the more determined to pay you guys off within the next 2 years.

This is exactly what I need! I also have a hard time releasing my negative feelings...so here goes, for nobodys benefit but my own :)

Michael: I hate what you have done to me. I hate thay you lied about just being friends with that girl Rhonda and I hate that you would get mad at me because I asked if there was more...or question why you would talk to her on the computer while you were at my house. I hate you for sending me an IM and telling me you wanted to break up because you wanted to be with her. I hate you because you were a coward and couldnt do it in person....and the fact that you did this on Christmas Eve. I hate that you destroyed any esteem I had about myself and made me so afraid to trust another guy. I hate even though its almost been a year, there are still days I cant get out of bed because I am just plain sad. I hope she breaks your heart like you did mine...I hope you get her pregnant, you both have to drop out of school, move into a trailer, and have to work at Krystals. Ok that was petty...but the thought is the only thing that makes me smile.


Boss: Stop taking credit for everything we do. Dont flaunt all your freebies...we are the ones making you look good. Dont pretend to be my buddy. You arent and you wont be.

Dad: I know you are getting old...I know how much pain you are in (he has degenerative disc disease)...but stop taking it out on mom by being hateful and sarcastic.

Stacy: Do some freaking work! Stop handing over your stuff to everyone else while you go shopping. Stop taking advantage of your friends.

AHHHHHHHHHHH! The name Rhonda is evil (apologies to those in the room with the name). That's my bf ex and she is a total witch. I hate what she did to him and the ugly things she said to me.

To my ex: Make up your mind already. Either you want me to be your girlfriend or don't. I'm tired of playing this stupid game with you all the time. Also, stop trying to make me feel guilty about moving here to Texas instead of to Georgia where you are. We both know why Texas was the better move for me. It's been 6 months get over it.

To my best friend: I'm not as strong as I appear. I know that when we get on the phone and talk about our ex's we tend to trash them. I'm not as strong as you. I could never stop talking to my ex. I could never cut him out of my life(even though he drives me insane most of the time) I just want to aplogize for being a hypocrite(sp?) when we have our "Waiting to Exhale" moments

To the people at my old job: send me my last paycheck already. You've called me to verify my address, I've left you countless messages to see what the hold up is,I've even left 2 messages on the HR manager's voice mail verifying my address. SEND ME MY CHECK!! Don't make me have to come down there and act a fool. Cause I will do it:D

A guy that I dated last year told me, "I'm involved with four different women from four different states."
I was shocked, "Including me?"
He said "Yeah, including you, Florida, Connecticut, and Pennsylvania."
I said, "Well, now you have one less woman to worry about!"
He said something that I don't recall. I think he thought that I would stick around. Crazy!
I added, "You are a bad man! Leave me alone!" and I walked out and never went back.
I should have told him what a selfish jerk he was and that the only person that he was involved with was himself!
Two months later, I ran into him and one of the members of his harem. He introduced her as "my girlfriend." I should have busted his rap outright and asked which one? Instead, I was nice and polite to her and him, the ba$tard!
Six months after that I ran into him again. (I'm so lucky:rolleyes: ) I said something about going away for the weekend and he said "My girlfriend wouldn't like me to go away with you." :rolleyes:
I said coolly, "Well my boyfriend wouldn't like you to go away with me, either."
He looked deflated. The ego had landed. :cool:

YIKES!
I said my thing I wanted to say tonigt! (see earlier in this thread)
Went well. Only time will tell. YIKES!

One More
 

To R(the guy who was my trainer at my old job): I'm sad that I'm not working there anymore because you were the only thing that made it worth coming to that ghetto place. I wish I could have stuck around so we could go somewhere and have another drink.:D I knew that 2 weeks into the training class,I was mad crushing on you. I hope you realize that you are a sexy man and I use to daydream about the things I wanted to do to you:o if I ever had the opportunity. Since we live really close,I hope I run into you at the store or something and we can go hang out and have a drink or something

the writing is on the wall.... if he really wanted to marry you, he would.

To my body: pass these !@#$ kidney stones already!

Wow - nice thing to say - even if that's what you're thinking, give us a break, don't say something like that to her. Not a cool comment at all.

two more...
 

Paul- I still think about us sometimes. Yeah, I'm lame. BUt we were stupid not to have taken the chance, especially the second time around. I'm sorry I freaked out on you, that was dumb of me.

To the general public: It's Christmas. If you leave all your shopping until December 22 you WILL have to stand in line. Deal with it, there is not another cashier available right now. And yes, my Kate Spade is real.

This is one for people who shop for Kate spades on ebay...

yes I understand you want a REAL Kate Spade, but shut up and stop complaining the one you bought is not real. Why you ask? CUZ YOU BOUGHT IT OFF OF EBAY YA DOOFY HEAD. if you want the real thing go to Niemans or Kate Spade. Nough said.

(besides its not like you have to tell everyone its a fake)

I like this topic
 

I would tell Angie to cut the crap. She is a compulsive liar and everone knows it. I am sick and tired of her always having the same story as someone else but of couse her's is ten times more dramatic or worse. I could write a book about the stories she tells. UGH!!! She is so caught up in her lies, I don't think she even realizes she is lying- hun your story shouldn't change everytime you tell it.
Iwould tell Nameless to f@ck off- "You haveno right to call me an alcoholic when I don't even drink every night or every week- especially when you are an addicted pot head who smokes it in the parking lot of our sorority house and can't even make it to meetings etc. My hangovers etc have never prevented me from going to class or work or meeting. So instead of worrying about what i am doing and yelling at me- look at yourself you hypocrite. At least i'm not bringing illegal substances into my house like you!!"

To neighbor #1-You stupid fool! I can't believe you gave your own daughter a "boob job" for Christmas. What are you saying to her? She's only 18 and this is the message you want to give? Next time get her a tutor so she will graduate and make something out of herself!

To neighbor #2-Oh just shut up! Nobody gives a rat's *$$ about your opinion-especially ME!

To the slime ball-Get your Frickin hands OFF me! Do NOT try to "cop a feel" we ALL know what you are doing! If you try to kiss me one more time I swear to god I'm going to pour any available substance all over your fat, brainless, balding head!

To my sister-in-law. I just don't like you..you're full of $**t! Quit telling your parents what to do with their money. It is THEIR money! Don't worry honey, you won't be left out of the will!

To my sis-I love you, but we are not competing! I really am a better cook than you! (J/J)

To Donna-I'm so sorry I waited too long to say goodbye. I hope you knew I was there.

Ok...well, here goes.

1) To ex-girlfriend from last year - you have problems (and not saying that to be funny, real problems), get help - being in school is the worst thing for you right now.

2) To Mr. Jack Daniels - THANK YOU

3) To the friends who seem like they enjoy having drama in their lives, and thus complain about everything - GROW UP. There are more serious problems out there, you shouldn't need an excuse to be happy.

That's about it. I think I've been able to say my peace with everyone else.

Collin

"to my mom: Your the main reason I went away to school. I'm 20 not 3 so get over it and while your at it give me a DAMN CAR

To the rest of my family: Quit being so closed minded!"


Wow. What a mature sounding statement. I wouldn't be inclined to give you much of anything with that kind of attitude. Actually, that sounds more like 3 than 20. It's not OK to dump all over your parents and then expect them to support you. If you want to be on your own, be on your own. Otherwise, deal with the rules and regulations. If you're really twenty years old and can't stand your parents, go live your own life and support yourself. And buy your own damned car. Sorry.

And, by the way, just on the outside chance that your mother really loves you and has tried her best to raise you, think about how hurtful that kind of comment is. I wasn't all that kind to my mother and grandmother who raised me -- and they're both dead now. Wait until you get to deal with that.

And (calming down slightly) for those of you who complain about curfews, etc. when you're home on break, consider this:

Your parents have lives. They're different than yours. Some of them work. Some of them worry. Some probably can't sleep until you're in -- especially if you've been away at school and they're used to not having responsibility anymore. Or some of them probably wake up when they hear the door open and can't go back to sleep. Then maybe they're worn out the next day at work or whatever. Or maybe they're concerned about the example being set for younger siblings.

Go raise hell at school when you're only responsible to/for yourself.

Besides, they're your parents. They may love you and worry about you. They just may know more about the dangers and pitfalls of life than you do at this point.

Consideration goes both ways. I've been on both sides of this one and have the scars to prove it.

Some of you may have legitimate gripes. Sometimes there are extenuating circumstances, but some (not all) of you sound like little kids. "Support me, pay my tuition, buy me a car and lots of neat stuff, but don't you dare set any boundries."

Can you tell that some of you have finally pi$$ed me off? Congratulations. It's not that easy to do anymore.

Grow up.

umm, i wanna see who's gonna post after Deltalums's lil post :)

i'm gonna post, but I'm not bitching about my parents, so here goes:

Ex-boyfriend: God, I can't believe I wasted so much of my life with you. I gave up my friends and family to be with you, and it took so long to win everyone back. Stop calling me drunk in the middle of the night. I don't give a rats ass about the party you went to and you never have anything imteresting to say. We'll never be friends, or anything else ever again, please just leave me alone. Oh yea-and I know what lies you told about me to people.

Friend #1: You have lots of money from student loans, and I don't, I actually have to work to get money, so could you please stop telling me how you have no money, but go shopping all the time? I get so sick of it. And you have no relationship with Ben!! He's not your bf, he tells you he needs space, nothing is happening, and I'm sick of hearing about it!!

Future Relative: Do you always have to talk about Williams Sonoma or Pottery Barn?? Why is your house a WS/PB catalogue? Why is your dish soap from WS?? Why are you always shopping at both store when you don't work, and your husband doesn't make much money, and you just had a baby!! And you want more kids!! How do you think this is going to work? And why-when you live so close to them-won't you go visit the baby's grandparents?? They want to see the child to, you know, and it's rude to only visit your parents, but not your husbands!!

words I need to say, but never will
 

the words I will never say to someone: Each year around this time, I am forced to be in the same room and the same house with you. We say hello and make small talk. It has been 10 years since it happened, but I will not forget. I want you to know how many tears I have cried, the shame and guilt and confusion you caused me to feel. But I have gone on. I am strong and you no longer haunt me. I have forgiven you, but I will never forget and I will never let you near my daughter alone.

To my friend S: Quit being immature and call your mom for crying out loud. I would give anything if I could call my mom, but I can't any more, and you can. Not to mention that she put a roof over your head when your deadbeat dad was God knows where. If you need meds to straighten out your head, get them.

To my coworker: Do you realize how shallow and materialistic you sound sometimes?? Do you know how asinine it is to bitch about not being able to get the upholstery you want in your new car? And if you buy makeup other than Estee Lauder, your face won't fall off. (XO_Princess, I think she's related to your Pottery Barn-obsessed future relative.)

To my other friend J: For once in our relationship I yelled at you when you did something stupid. Get over it!! And have you ever thought, maybe it's also got something to do with all those times you ripped on friends of mine because of their weight or clothes, and acted embarrassed to be in our sorority. DZ DIDN'T GIVE YOU A BID, DEAL WITH IT!!! If you want out, send your termination papers to nationals. I want to be your friend but I will not put up with that crap anymore.

To Catalina on Guiding Light: You are a two faced backstabbing WHORE!! (wait, I've already said that, to the TV anyway)

**Whew, I feel better now.**