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The "____ guy"
Come on, I know ya'll have people on your campus that are unique. I wanna know what names ya'll use. We have some. The people you never meet, and dont know their names but use 'creative' ways to describe them.
At my campus.... Dancing guy - guy who always has a walkman on and dances during breaks by himself VPL girl - visible Panty line girl Nipple chick - always flashes at parties but has wierd looking nipples Scavanger dude - always eats outta the bins in the cafeteria Predator chick - as discussed inan earlier thread First Aid guy (as described by the ladies) - guy the chicks swoon over who plays baseball for the school and is in a first aid class, always carrying his kit they had to make for class. Club chick - always dresses in club wear for class Tatoo chick - freshman chick covered head to toe in tatts. Freaky Shoe chick - looks like she makes her own shoes Hooker chick - the gal who dresses like a postitute and talks about sex to anyone. Pelvis chick - The girl who walks all funny with her pelvis leading the way. |
here are some we use at the clinic I work at (it is a vet. clinic keep in mind)
the completely wacked out client: the client that is asking where she can have her dogged stuffed just after I euth. the dog-EWWWWWWW along the same lines and this can be interchanged with the wacked out client, the crazy ass client: the client that has kept their pet in the freezer for several years and happens to bring this up in the midst of a conversation about their other pet (I am sorry but the thought of keeping my deceased cat rt. next to my frozen waffles is just sick!) the completely in denial client: they have an 18 year old German Shep. that weighs 5#, has had cancer for 2 years and is gasping for breath and she is asking me-can't you fix him, why can't you save him, he isn't that sick The completely in denial client with a combination of being a crazy ass client (we have 2 couples that fit this description-how do these people meet each other and get married:confused: ): they have 20 cats in their house, 1/2 are in the hospital and are dying, they are all skin and bones literally weigh 2# (I am not kidding) and need to see Jesus. I am trying to convince these people that a busride to Jesus is the answer b/c their cats are suffering and they can't understand why I want to euth. their cats b/c of a little diarrhea, anyways they spend a total of 10,000$ on them and they die anyways. These people are f**king nuts. I hate them and I begged my boss to ban them from th clinic-he won't. The "don't you care about animals?" client: these people have no money and their dog or cat has been sick for a week, they decide to bring the poor creature in at 3 AM and start yelling at me b/c I recommend euth. as the poor animal is sooo sick by now that even Donald Trump's millions can't fix him or her one more then I'll quit The dumba$$, ignorant, does not need to breed client: "Well doc (or if it is a 60 year old man insert Honey or Sweety into that phrase) I dun bred her to a rockweiller 2 months ago, cuz I want to sell her puppies for 500$ each even though she is a chiwawa and she ain't able to give birth"-hmmm I wonder why:confused: |
LSU has:
Goth Chick - some girl who lived in my dorm who was seriously goth. she was roomates with a phi mu. Really funny to see a girl in all black hanging out with someone covered in pink phi mu stuff. Wrist Brace Girl - Some chick who thought it was cool to wear carpel tunnel braces as bracelets. Mr. Candyass - this guy in one of my classes who acts like its a private lecture just for him. Sits in class with no books, just leaned back in his chair, hand on chin, looking overly interested. Any questions/dialogue with the teacher is done in this way that says "its just you and me in here, and boy am I interested" Always asks dumb questions and is frequently wrong when answering. Phil - The engineering/computer science department version of Mr. Candyass. Half the school knows him because he's so obnoxious. |
"You have to kss a lot of frogs to find your prince."
Freshmen girls do a lot of kissing...these guys made our rounds and everyone KNEW exactly WHO we were talking about- Throatman-stuck his tongue so far down your mouth you almost gagged. Motorman-used his tongue like a blender on HIGH. Buttman-heavy smoker Waterman-too much saliva There was a hairstyle that had the front hair (bangs and wings) peroxided, we called this one person-Clorox girl. The guys said she looked like someone hit her in the fce with a bottle of Clorox. One of my girlfiends wore really light makeup-they called her cadaver. |
Well, this is kind of the same thing--
At Elon, during fraternity house parties, we had DANCERS--usually freshman or sophomores, out on the dance floor, shaking their tails and dressed to the hilt in the finest hootchie wear PORCH GIRLS--usually juniors or seniors, usually dating a frat member or best friends with one of the guys, dressed in casual prep, and making fun of all the dancers, even though we all had been "dancers" the first two years we were at Elon too. Did anyone else have this kind of thing-that you put a desciption of the person in the middle of their name. Like, if you were talking about me, you would say "you know, Lesley AOTT Lesley" or if someone was dating someone "Beth, Neils girlfriend Beth". Like it was their full name. These could get pretty interesting if there was a highly unique quality about the person : ) |
We have:
Billboard boy: An entire fraternity of them lives next door. Every day they are sporting clothing that has the name of the store they bought it at plastered across the front. Camel toe girl: Ugh...don't make me explain. You know what I mean. Mall hippie chick: An entire sorority of them is here. Their daddy's pay for their school, beer, and pot. They drive a nice ass car around. However, they look like they just rolled out of bed. And you know that they bought their hemp necklaces and tie-dye shirts from a kiosk in the mall. Slam pig: Can sometimes be synonomous with "freshman girl". She'll sleep with any guy in letters. |
MARLBORO MAN was this gorgeous and really nice guy who looked like he had stepped out of that ad. Personally I thought that he looked more like Superman.
BLADES was a freshman guy who rode everywhere on Rollerblades. This is upstate New York where it snows from October until May. ASIAN NEW WAVE DANCERS I never noticed them until my housemate pointed them out one night at a party, and wow they could dance to new wave. GRANDPA was a fraternity nickname which led to his girlfriend being, yes you guessed it, GRANDMA! BO This had to be the worst. I really felt sorry for this girl. One night she slept with this fraternity guy and his brothers were giving him a hard time because she's not pretty. His response was "I was drunk. I went to bed with Bo Derek and I woke up next to Bo Diddley!" A nickname was born and within days everyone knew. |
Finger Suck Boy-- freshman who hits on girls by sucking on their fingers....can we say GROSS!
Freddie Prinze Jr.---totally hot guy...not sure of his real name, but swear to God he looks just like him!! Drunk Jay--self-explanatory. eh BO! -- the way baseball players greet each other. said in a really fake, deep voice. |
BIKE KILLER- There's a bunch of people who ride on campus on bikes will run over a pedestrian who is in their way. We have to jump out of the way of people on bikes because they have this whole attitude like "I'm bigger and faster so move!"
ROW HOGS- Parking is horrible here. People will wait in a row in their cars for someone to walk down to their car. They feel that since their sitting in that row it means that they have first pick to any car that pulls out first. Even if I have been following someone to their parking space for miles the Row Hog still thinks that the parking space I have been after should be theirs. They are very mean and are known to key cars. BLACK PANTS- The Freshman girls who wear black pants and a shiny halter top to class. :rolleyes: SHACKER- Take a drive down Greek Park at 10am. You will see girls in black pants, shiny tops, and their hair messed up running from the fraternity houses to their own houses. They try hard not to let anyone see them. These are the girls who spent the night with a boy at the fraternity house and do not want to be caught in the morning. RELIGIOUS GUY- Around Homecoming every year, there's this one guy who stands out in front of the library and preaches Christianity. Tells the Greeks that they're going to hell. The funny part is that his audience is mostly greek....we like to debate with him and watch him try to pull things out of his a$$. MOOSE- There's this girl that hangs around the Kappa Sig house who...well...isn't exactly the best looking girl. The brothers call her Moose. One of the brothers named his dog (and the Kappa Sig house dog) Moose...named after her. |
The Unibrow Guy: Does this one really need to be explained?
The tall guy: Alright, hes the one that towers above crowds of everyone at the bars, in the Student Center etc. The cloaked guy: This man is always dressed in a green and brown coat and walks barefoot around town. He has strong beliefs and is very earth-oriented so more power to him. And a moniker made famous my freshman year: Woo Woo Sexy The name given to the hot boy who played lacrosse and lived in the building next to us. Sandy blonde hair and light blue eyes. We watched him for months, until finally while hanging out with friends in his building we go to know him and hang out with him more. Then that year, my roomie made out with him on a few occasions, then he dated my floormate. Then he joined a fraternity(my big bros chptr), and I got to know him better the next year and he just became a friendly face and convo until he graduated.:D So moral of the story, dont let a woo woo sexy go by without talking to him! |
Tatsuro: Thats his name, he's this little asian dude that dresses up like Michael Jackson and dances around on campus promoting basketball games...he also does private parties
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then there's THE APOSTLE - for his tendency to ask what your personal relationship with Jesus Christ is when you are drunk/stoned/both. The ZEALOT - for his tendency to take you to Church for dates. The ENEMY OF FUN - because he was an enemy of fun. BEAUTIFUL DAVE - his name was Dave and he was beautiful. lol there's more, but i haven't had enough caffiene... |
I have dated ThroatMan, MotorMan, and WaterMan -- ughh - just nasty!!
Red, Red Wine - we called him Red, Red Wine because he got the idea that it was a nice look to wear the khaki pants with a red shirt, and these HUGE red socks (like women's aerobics socks if you know what I mean) -- and this was back in the day when tight-rolling your jeans was in style (I was still in high school, so it was like 1990 or something). Fortunately this was AFTER we stopped dating....why did we stop dating, you may ask....he thought it would be attractive one night while we were sitting outside, to just pull his "equipment" out and wiggle it around for me -- I have never laughed so hard in my life, and when I finally did pull myself together, I told him that even Bob Barkers microphone wasn't that skinny! heeheehee WANNABE - Anyone that we knew ranked off the deep end of the skanky scale, that for some reason frequented each and every sorority hall telling each of us how she loved us and couldn't wait to be one of us after rush. One of these girls used to live in my dorm (I didn't live on the hall) -- well I didn't know her from Adam, and one night, a friend and I were walking out to my car to go to a party. Well she comes out and says "Can I ride to XYZ with you guys?" and we were like "Sure!" -- well this was the night before rush, so I'm riding down the road, and she blurts out -- "Hey -- you guys want one?" and I'm like "One What?" and she says "Condoms - I always bring a bunch extra in case I end up with more than one guy" -- I was like "Ummm - gee, no thanks" -- so then (as my friend and I am trying not to crack up), this psycho says to us -- "So what do you guys think about all the sororities here?" and I was like -- "EXCUSE ME??" and she says "Well I'm going through rush..." -- I was like SLAMMING on the brakes and literally put her butt off on the side of the road in front of a couple of houses -- I told her that she could see all the AXO stuff in my car, and that that could get me in serious trouble through panhell. I was totally ticked off about it. Well turns out, it didn't matter...she got dropped by all the houses the first night because apparantly EVERYONE knew that she was a skank. |
Freaks and Geeks:
-Our last Student Government president was a convicted felon. -A guy who has been a student here since 1981, got caught fondling himself in the gymnasium. -A guy who recently joined our chapter :rolleyes:, got lost in McDonald's, when we stopped to eat, on a trip to another chapter. :eek: |
Big Twin and Little Twin - These two guys both went to my high school and our president of Chi Omega (who was my friend back then also) nicknamed them that because they both looked the same but one was tall and one was short. They both graduated a year after us and both pledged Sigma Phi Epsilon. They don't hang out anymore...but whenever they were together we'd always address them as Big Twin and Little Twin.
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I think most of your are pretty tame.
We have some of the nicknames that people on my campus have: Head Monster.. self expanatory Head MonsterII.. Nicole the Hole.. Slam Pig.. Double Trouble... a girl that got tag teamed Amtrak... a girl that was trained Natalie... she looked like Mindy Cohen from Facts of Life. Cheeseburger... a big girl Hindenburg... a very big girl Madonna.. this girl taht used to dress like Madonna.. graveyard chick.. a girl that someone had sex with in a graveyard. Panface.. a girl who looked like she was hit in the face with a frying pan.. Chip.. a guy that was a Chippendale dancer D-Most aka tripod.. a football player that was hung like a donkey. Booger.. looked like booger on Revenge of the nerds Gargomyle.. a prof that looked like Gargomyle on the Smurfs. |
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG thats great. TOOOOOO Funny. heheheheh. I am dying here in the computer lab. Thanks for making my day. :) |
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Geez, 1/2 of the people at my campus I only knew by their "nicknames" that my friends & I had for them.
There are 2 that really stick out: 1)Ass Girl... Apparently, my friends were walking to the Student Center. A few feet in front of them was a couple, one of them a girl in a skirt. This little gust of wind blew her skit up, and she wasn't wearing any underwear. So they just always would call her ass girl. Like, "I saw ass girl at that party friday night". 2)Preacher Paul... I don't know his real name. But the beginning of every year this younger man (25-35 years old probably) would appear on campus. (Remember, this is a small, private Lutheran school). He would have a big sign in one hand & his Bible in the other. He would stand right in the middle of campus & scream at people that they were going to hell. Particulary if you were smoking. Or, if you were a girl and it appeared you were even friends with a guy. I don't know what he did with the rest of his life :confused: Oh, and to this day we totally add people's description to their name. For instance, my friend (& lil' sister) 's boyfriend is named Tom. Well, we work with this guy who's got a friend we sometimes hang out with who is also named Tom. So we (my lil & I) always refer to the friend as Bald Tom since he shaves his head. Like "I was at Harry's last night with Brent & Bald Tom". Like it's totally just his name. We do this with EVERYONE. That's funny that other people do it to :) |
This thread so made me laugh!!!!
Besides porch girls, and dancers, ect, we had: "West End Girls"- Seniors that were at our local bar, West End Station EVERYNIGHT! and had their own stools or mega touch machines and all the bartenders knew their names. "Finger Girl"-- See post about rush stories. "Naked Girl"- (Sorry La!...its her little). i won't tell the story for that sake. "That guy!"-- the guy that was always sooooo drunk all the time! Usually followed by "Hey stop being "that guy"!" or "don't be 'that guy'" tonight! "IV"-- People who were in intervarsity that opposed Greek Life and made there opinions very well known. "IWISHIWASINA"-- Both guys and girls who weren't in an organization but hung out with them constantly. -MaggieVoss'sMaggie (That was my name) |
Cookie Sniffer- A certain XYZ that we caught picking up cookies in the cafeteria, and then she would sniff them and put them back on the tray!
Trashley- This girl who's name is Ashley, and she doesn't present herself in the nicest way. Scary Larry- An extremely scary guy who tries to pick up every freshman girl. Greenery Rats- People who can be found at the local pub, the Greenery almost every night of the week. Gosh, we're so bad-calling other people names!;) But it's so fun though! |
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'SEA HAGS" those well over 40 yr old women still trying to party at Dewey/Cabo/any beach populated by 20 and 30 somethings like they are still in college, and clearly showing wear and tear beyond their years...
My friends and I are all, OK so we can party like this for 8-10 more years then we must retire lest we become SEA HAGS |
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Oh yeah...I have another one: Dirty: There is a girl. They call her Dirty. Why? She slept with A LOT of people in one year. She finds out they call her Dirty. And laughs about it. Introduces herself as Dirty. Like she's proud. Ick. I would transfer if that were me. |
This is hilarious!
What a great topic!
At SFSU, there are plenty of interesting people such as: Get Some Shoes That Fit! Girls who wear open-toed shoes, but their toes hang over the edge of their shoe. Nasty! Omega This is like Lifesaver's Dancing Guy. We call him "Omega" because his headphones look like an omega. He sings to himself and sits in on random classes. I doubt he's even enrolled at school! Dirty Old Man This guy thinks he's God's gift to women. He has a different young foreign girl who barely speaks English on his arm every month that is completely subserviant to him. It's disgusting. Old McDonald This guy walks around campus with the same old McDonald's soft drink cup. he looks for half-filled drink containers in the garbage, fills up his cup, and drinks it! It's totally gross! |
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She did transfer. She came from a family with an ungodly amt of money. Transferred to a school where half the buildings bore her last name. Rushed again and pledged my best friend's house. I about died laughing when she asked me if I knew her... She must have changed her ways, cause while they called her slutty there, it was for more "normal" slutty bhavior, not the above and byond the call of slutty she exhibited at my school. |
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Also at LSU there was Horse Girl. There was this girl that was on the dance team and when she smiled, she looked like a horse. And at the basketball games,she would always be cheering in front of my section.(and since I like to sit as close to the floor at basketball games, I'd always had a up close and personal view of her teeth. There are also the Front Row Fantics. These are a group of about 5 or 6 guys who sit in the front row at every basketball game and crack on the oppossing players. If you got to the student activitiies page of the LSU homepage, you'll see a few of the fantics. |
My sisters live next to XYZ and they noticed this guys and this girl one day:
Suburban Dad- The feel good, looks like he's 23-30 years old, dressed in khaki's and BBQing on the grill Suburban Mom- Cute little timeless dress, also 23-30ish.. act's very "wifey" So, anyway, suburban dad and suburban mom are BBQing outside XYZ and this car goes by, the people in the car wave, and the Suburbans put their arms around each other, and they the "smile wave" right out of 50's sitcoms... One day one of my sisters is on campus, and she says she see's what looked like Suburban Dad's Disgruntled Son.. and then they see him later at the XYZ house talking with the "Suburban's!" Then he goes off and smokes quietly around the corner.. looking very disgruntled. :D |
One word: Quigley.
He was a computer major, kind of dirty beatnik-looking, NEVER bathed, and when "Dancing With Myself" came on, he always did. His bizarreness cannot be conveyed in words. I know with complete certainty that I could say to any person at Clarion when I was "Quigley" and they would know EXACTLY who I'm talking about. |
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"The Jesus guy" (and friends) There is a guy who would come to the union dressed like Jesus and preach at everyone every Wednesday. (When he wasn't there it was other men who would show up and yell at students) My freshman year there was a psycho lady who would preach and then run after people who were walking with members of the opposite sex and yell at them "Fornicators! You're gonna go to hell" "Superman" A guy who would dress up as a Superhero (usually Superman) and run through campus or in the surrounding area. He wasn't a student but just a community member promoting the benefits of running :confused: He died this past spring :( "King Love" Another guy who would walk the streets of Tallahassee (all over the city) dressed up as a King. He always had a poster with a message and everyone honked at him :) He also died a couple of years ago :( and upon his passing he was featured in the FSView (student newspaper) "The Garnet and Gold Guys" Two guys who paint themselves ganet and gold and add glitter to their entire bodies (hair included). They each wear nothing but a loincloth and come to every football game and roam the stadium. I think they graduated a couple of years ago but they keep coming back. The university even made a T-shirt featuring them when all that "Got Milk" stuff was popular. It said "Got Spirit" and finally.... "The Naked Indian People" About 5 or 6 men and women from the Seminole Tribe of Florida will come to the football games in their traditional wear. They are dressed very authentically...let's just we got an eyeful of what was under the loincloths one day :eek: But they are really cool. They make leather and beaded bracelets and give them to fans (and all of the Marching Chiefs) for free :) |
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This leads to another nickname we have : The Naked Guy, who decided to strip in front of these preaching folks after hearing that the lady's daughters had never seen a naked guy. He took it ALL off in front of a large crowd of people gathered around to hear the people yell at everyone.:eek: The poor sheltered kids got an eyefull! |
ROFL......Nice Story. That sea hag thing is too funny. That reminds me of older women that I would wait on at this crab house/bar that I worked at in college.
Theres this one restaurant that my family frequents at for breakfast and theres this one waitress that totally is a lost cause. She messes up royally every time we come in. We call her "stupid girl". Quote:
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we have: (i don't really want to explain them...)
-the polar bear (girl looks like the coca-cola bear) -burn victim -fuzzy badfeet -lickmypuss -the fat massey -7 foot rayner -fusco's twin -pearl necklace -legs-too-long -chi phi groupie -brother mcloed (girl that's always around - our treasurer always asks her for dues, it's always funny) etc . . . we're huge on nicknames for people we don't know, some of our bros are freakin hillarious too so they get pretty good |
What's the "burn victim" all about?
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'SEA HAGS" We got those here but they're called cougars. |
We had "Jews for Jesus Lady". She was, of course, trying to attract followers, but she turned people off more than anything else. She used to hang around campus wearing a big sign depicting Hell and Heaven, and people walking across a bridge that was a crucifix, and thereby being "saved".
Now, this wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't disrupted Jewish High Holy Day services one year by walking in and starting to preach about Jesus the Messiah. (She was politely asked to leave.) I don't want to offend anyone. I firmly believe that each person has to figure out for him- or herself what to believe in, and follow that path. But you just don't go into a religious service and disrupt it by preaching something totally contradictory to that religion. UGH. |
oh crap - forgot the best:
the monobox. classic. |
Rob,
Can't believe you forgot Sketchy Sketcherson and Pukey Pukerson, as well as "I can lick my own ass" girl (she was over the house and bragging about how she could lick her own ass)and Mrs. Ed, the orthodontist's dream (a girl with big big teeth who tried to start a fight with a couple of our friends in a bar). and Ms. Kathy (she reminds me exactly of my mom, whose name is Kathy, hence the name - kinda the ultimate cockblock) Collin |
OMG... these were so funny i had to add someo of mine.
We had several Brian's at my school, who all knew each other and hung out with us. So, to distinguish them, we named them: Big brian (he was a very large guy) Little brian (he was a regular size guy, but next to Big B, he looked small) Dirty Brian (he was a total weedhead and he lived in a house right across from the caf where you could clearly see beer cans in the yard, trash in the driveway, etc.) Nasty brian (he tried to sleep with ANY and EVERYthing that was female. And he was *musty*). also Foxy Lizard (a dancer who THOUGHT she was all that and the prettiest thing on the team - when she smiled she looked like an asp or a snake b4 they try to bite you and DJ Nasty Squirrel (we had this guy who had a lot of stereo equipment in his room. He begins to DJ small parties on campus and things at different houses. He has no "official" DJ name, so we just started calling him that.) and last but not least Superfan (i'm sure every school has one. this is the guy who sits right beside the pep band, knows the words to ALL the cheers, and can damn near heckle the other team to death by himself). |
At my school we have
Frat Matress - enough said on that one freshman hoe train - the freshman girls who parade up the hill to the frats you can't miss them between all the glitter and sparkles they are enough to blind you the 3rd floor gain- all of us who where old just hung on the 3rd floor and refused to give the FHT beer ms jackson- the guard at the door who looks like ms jackson scary larry a guy who hit on any girl that is it for now... |
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